Confy

You deserve one better than miller for sure

Love that for him

The urge to get that belly is not as strong as my wanting not to use bandaids today

just say you can't hit a curveball

It's been a rough week for iconic mustaches. Scrap Iron was one of the best. #RIPPhilGarner

#Pirates #Baseball

You always hear of people who are nonchalant, but you never hear of someone who is chalant.

Besides being dapper all the time, Zedo appreciated the piece of beef tongue I gave him earlier

You can add vodka to any grape juice and it will be better than wine

Biz doin a snooze while still being present

Biz got spooky and started doing this to his fleece. Now he’s doing laps on it…

It should be illegal to be this cute

I was just reminded that 25 years ago you used to be able to get live goldfish at Hy-Vee.

Any time I hear “I Wish” by Skee-Lo I laugh so hard at the part where he gives directions like in the SNL Californians sketches but without the valley girl accent

It’s nice to know that Marquee Sports Network’s advertisements have not changed at all in the offseason

alt-folk is so much better than country it's not even close

National Park Radio is just so good

Billy Mays would be so proud

States with really good cheese

First time I’ve agreed with the Kremlin in a long time

It could Team USA sweeping the hockey gold medals or it's the double strength iced coffee I made during the overtime intermission but I am ready to run through a brick wall today

The fun part about Traitors is knowing that Alan Cumming is not acting

My mom did this last year and spent a couple months in rehab just to rebreak it just below where they fixed it a weeks after being able to go home. Hope your dad has better luck!

I read catholic instead of catatonic lol

I need to get back down there, but I love it. You can walk right up to the training fields and on game days there is a sort of player parade when they walk across the complex to the ballpark. Then inside you're with 15,000 friends.

I don't care for Bad Bunny's music...
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but that was a good halftime show.

Does David Byrne know Bad Bunny stole his giant suit?

Caturday confies

This an incredible pause face