Point 22: STOP BEING MEAN TO WHITE SUPREMACISTS

Point 21: Time to sterilize THE USELESS EATERS.

Point 19: Me and my sycophants can't foment violence in public BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO MEAN TO US!

Point 18: If you weren't so mean to me and other billionaires all the time we'd join the government as civil servants.

Point 16: Stop being mean to me AND Musk.

Point 15: You were too mean to Nazi Germany.

Point 11: No really, STOP BEING MEAN TO ME!

Point 9: STOP BEING MEAN TO ME!

Point 8: If teachers love kids so much why won't they work for free huuuuh?

Point 4 We're getting our ass whooped in Iran so no more Medicare.

Point 2: FUGGGGIN' APPLE FANBOYS >:^[

The 6th point is calling for a fucking draft ya bootlicker.

That struck me as odd too. Where is this hate boner for the iPhone coming from? Maybe it's also because iPhones are associated with liberals?

Pretty sure he's calling for a draft. Of men like you!

OMG it's like it was written by a histrionic middle schooler.

This keeps happening even though we've won.

AP closing is hitting Reuters hard.

This is America. Muah!

THEY PLAYED US LIKE A GODDAMN FIDDLE

I now identify as a Setter-Colonized American.

Personal Computers were definitely sold that way in the 1980's.

Trump's just giving these colonizing murders what they deserve haha.

They can see if their children are committing identity fraud? What?

There's a conspiracy theory that Trump has been stealing funds from the Treasury's slush fund intended for market regulation, to buy up oil contracts on the futures market and suppress the price of gasoline.

A lot of CHUDs crying in this thread haha.

Now this is coping.

"Don't hit me. I'll hit me!"
- James Brown

Strait open, all is well.