OP dressed as a witch. she looks pretty good, and her room is not at all messy
A woman accused of witchcraft was dragged to court, and a score of nobles entreated the king to execute her. The king, knowing this assault on women to be a cultural compliment to primitive accumulation filtered through religious fervor, denied them.
- Decisions of the Philosopher King
It is the duty of every civil servant to do right by those they serve, a ruler most of all. There is no servant more negligent than the tyrant, and no servant more humble than a just king
I must reflect on this cipher and discover the truth within.
A more impulsive king would impoverish his realm for you. I come to you already a beggar, as the pursuit of truth and justice makes beggars of us all
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The Horse King descends from
the North, his host marching down the Wayroad like so many ants on a log. And like ants, the rain will leave none behind.
- Decisions of the Philosopher King, excerpt on the Mudpit Massacre
dear friend MILES HONEY (heatdeathtattoo on IG) designed a shirt for us!!!! and it looks amazing!!!! and soon you can wear it!!!!
may marks ONE YEAR OF LOTUS BLOOM!!!!!!
on 5/3 at 1pm, we'll be hosting a PARK DAY at PROSPECT PARK with snacks and games and new friends :DDDD
on 5/5 at 7pm, we're hosting QUEER MAGIC NIGHT at BROOKLYN GAME KNIGHT and we'll have STONE SOUP and RAFFLES and TSHIRTS :000
we had nearly FIFTY players at last nights queer magic night!!! and YOU should be at the next one on May 5th where we’ll be celebrating ONE YEAR OF LOTUS BLOOM!!!!
A just king does not yearn for battle, but neither does he flee from one that must be fought. Tomorrow, I will bring a great host to bear on Brooklyn Game Knight. Should words fail, spells and steel will determine our fate.
- Proclamation of the Pondering King
A great pretender stole through the palace in the king’s own raiment, sat in the king’s own throne, and, proclaimed falsely in the king’s own voice. Henceforth, they will be known as The Artful Renegade, Shadowcloak, the greatest sneak and thief in the kingdom, and a danger to honor.
Heavy is the crown made all up of gold and jewels and such :,(
I am The Pondering King. I think long and considerably in order to act justly in all things. I understand the weight of authority and i do not bow my head under its crown. I walk a sword’s edge, me, my subjects, and my kingdom will fall with a single misstep. My life belongs to my people.
My fool sang at feast a song he meant to be humorous. “Every day i’m pondering”. I commanded him put to death immediately, for only a wicked man might laugh at justice. Yet my councillor begged mercy, for a Fool can be neither just nor wicked. He was spared.
-Decisions of the Philosopher King
i dub thee The Pensive Scholar
“The philosopher Ponders, the king Decides” - excerpt from Decisions of the Philosopher King
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless you own the bush.
-Proverbs of the Pondering King
My slobbering dog of a steward cancelled The Crown’s subscription after The Crown lost a season’s taxes on battle passes The Crown will never complete…. even a wise king missteps. - The Pondering King
When the wise sages receive an omen, The Pondering King inhales their fumes and thus receives divine guidance - The Pondering King
The harvest fails, my peasants revolt, and raiders threaten my borders on all sides. The council urges quick action, but a wise king knows that hasty decisions are met with certain death. - The Pondering King
i’m trying something new on here, a Wholesome Poster type character called The Pondering King. I hope you enjoy The Pondering King
supreme court rules your vote will not be counted unless election official consummates receipt of your ballot by kissing you with tongue
this should be such an easy PR layup for dems. “our political enemies are so weak and fragile, they die from pickleball”. bring pickleballs into congress and pump fake at mcconnell, then tell everyone he shit his pants. ads with chuck schumer tearing it up on the court across from a dead elephant
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier
these are dope, it’s great to have dual color basics i can use in all my draft decks
about me: i live in a very small house on top of a very tall mountain. i eat rocks that i dig out of the dirt. my best friend is a little rodent who lives on my mountain. my worst enemy is a bird who hunts the rodent.
what was i even idly holding all the time before i had breasts
*messaging a cis gay dude on grindr*
hiiiii baby i know ur m4m but do u make exceptions for cd?
*sends terrible dick pic in jock strap and sweaty wife beater*
meet up? rn?
*2 days later*
can i see your henis?
don’t make love and don’t make war. make FRIENDS with chipmunks in the park! - the wholesome poster
good morning posters! today, tell your best friend
FIVE things you love about them
FOUR memories you cherish with them
THREE things you want to do with them
TWO times they really pulled through for you
ONE thing you can taste about them