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@lavenderroach.bsky.social happy börthday from the gang and me!! We hope ü have a GREAT day and send ü lots of fluff!! 💖🎉

(just joking, I love and would never hurt ü 💖💖💖)

A photo of a raccoon by raccoon_arya on instagram. Arya, the raccoon is holding a sword and it looks like she's stabbing the person who took the photo.

I didn't want this för your life either 😔

BRUH WHAT

Jesus came to me and he said trans rights.

A photo of me (a raccoon plushie, very handsome) in front of a plate with delicious banana bread.

Happy easter fröm my family to ürs!🦝

I wanna drive a panzer through a drive thru!

She seemed nice!

Schnelle und schlechte Digitale Zeichnung von mir eines Waschbären vor rosa Hintergrund. Er macht einen Buckel, hat aufgestelltes Fell und schaut böse. Dazu der Text "Waschbären gegen CDU und AfD" in pinker Barbie-Schrift.

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A raccoon plushie (me) looking out of an ICE window.

I don't have a ticket.

Good stuff in the train restaurant.

Seeing this güy again today!!!!! 🍎🔪

That's... my pröfile pic.

Tutter, the blue mouse, standing on the floor, a pastel yellow blanket around him and a cat plushie in his arm.

Tutter the blue mouse, sitting on a lounger at the pool, wearing sunglasses. A cocktail is in his hand.

Me (left) and @captainkuschel.bsky.social (right)

He came to visit and we had süch a great time!!

My best friend Fluffbutt and me 🥰

My best friends ever are coming to visit today!!!!!!!

thx!

Blessed be the fast food workers.

Pls speak only for ürself!

Pls, @ US dems, nominate me as your new presidential candidate!! Thx

Dang, I wasn't on here for five months? Didn't even notice, I was so busy doing crime.

A raccoon? In your kitchen? It's more likely than you think!

The Joker, smoking a cigarette, subtitle saying "you wouldn't get it"

When somebödy asks me what I do for wörk

A painting of some medieval old dude, who has something like an open tin in his hands, looking mischievously to the side. Above is the text "me with my sleepytime tea at 8pm, reminiscing about all the crimes I used to do". The "used to" is crossed out in red.

a little crime as a little treat

In Deinem Müll und immer da, das ist die Waschbär-Antifa!

Hey, that's me!

Dön't worry, I was there!!

Crap