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Posts by kyder
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just ate like 10 slices of brioche
white people be like i can play the Flugelhorn
the fuck was i thinking with this mini cube jump
my wife she took the kids hashtag memesbutwithsausages
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AKA halfliter consoomer
just killed a guy just kidding
sometime ham looks like bacon because if you make it crispy and thin it does that
@kydielle.bsky.social
at that one bruh whos gay and fat π
the real reason google chrome takes a while to install is because it injects numerous tumors into your ball sack
nah song song in ohia
theyre sus of me for my amonged us
make more cuntly icks
gomate made my hair start to fall out and regrow as moss
im all doohicked up
almost threw another banana peel in the sink
just threw a banana peel in the sink
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you wasnt a kid if you wasnt holding no Proboscis in your vocabulary
what is Socrates was named Sucratose and told the tale of sugar
thinking fondly of the time i ate a burger while dipping it in a bowl of thc infused thousand island dressing and i said βSauce got me feeling like a thousand islandsβ
i selled my wife for internet connection and bluesky account
there's whole milk in the fridge sometimes
event horizon just kidding
Shoutout iodized salt