I'm shocked Rahal doesn't win every race in Trump's America

The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars

• It will be turned into a parody site of itself

• Has the support of the Sandy Hook families

“A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered"

(via Variety)

HOMEPRUN

this sounds kinda like a "who cares" achievement but its a very exciting milestone for rich guys who are extremely invested in a future where robots they control are slavedrivers and prison guards for the rest of the human population

Just had a guy wait five minutes for my parking spot at Costco, we are not making it as a species

MrBeast with a rope around his neck attached to a mine "Tied to A Mine in the Strait of Hormuz!"

MrBeast (Series, 2015 - )

I think it's basically a done deal but it would be really funny if this all falls apart

The ticket prices are too damn high SFGATE columnist Drew Magary says there's more at risk than just money.

“Tell me that sports can still help bring people together when none of us can even watch them together. These games cost too much, thanks to a bunch of people who mean to cost us everything.”

via @drewmagary.bsky.social
www.sfgate.com/sports/artic...

green means go , I'll wait

ok everyone has to say one nice thing about LIV on the way out

AND IT CAN’T BE “they showed me it was ok to be weird”

"The Pope is incorrect on matters of theology" is excommunication time.

H/t @jumulojimbus.bsky.social

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

Someone want to tell him why he’s healing Jeffrey Epstein? I mean, I know why…

I see the dentists haven’t changed one bit over in Barcelona.

If Bristol tore down 99% of their grandstands, this wouldn’t be an issue.

It ain’t easy being a green

Quite the week for the president of the United States on Truth Social.

Sunday: "Praise be to Allah!"

Tuesday: "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again."

Thursday: [video of a woman being murdered]

time to rate some more amounts of money

$414,910: that's a whole bunch of money where i come from
$50: nice and neat. i love it!
$1.06: no offense, but this isn't very much money
$1000: don't bullshit me
$1002.17: yeah, that's what i thought
$614.05: solid
$0: hey, wait a minute!
$18.93: bad salad

Wild that the level of greed and corruption achieved by Sepp Blatter feels almost quaint when compared to Infantino

Stocks soar on 2-week postponement of Armageddon.

I gotta admit, I don't want to suggest that alcohol and weed are completely healthy or sustainable coping mechansims, nor are they my ONLY coping mechnaisms, but boy oh boy am I glad I have those during this administration.

Anatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

Anatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

We should be able to disable and uninstall an entertainment app

You, Senator, *are* in the body that has the power to remove him.

An Easter message from the president which should really force the VP and the cabinet to invoke the 25th Amendment.