I got a minibike today. Terrible idea. Now I want MORE

Why Is It Harder to Hit the Sun Than Leave the Solar System? Built an interactive orbital sim to answer this, and the answer is weirder than I expected.

new blog post who dis www.theoutdoorprogrammer.com/blog/2026/04...

The nights when my oldest can't sleep so I let him come lay in my bed for a little bit and we watch fishing youtube together are my favorite.

I was officially diagnosed with ADHD this past week lmao explains a lot

Ed Kemper is still alive? Wow.

The Anatomy of a Meltdown: A Deep-Dive into MCP via Selective Sabotage YouTube video by Joey Stout

My talk at MCP Dev Summit in NY was today. You can see it on youtube 😊 www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Lxy...

Do you think when Trump fires folks he does it like hes still on The Apprentice?

Neil would be proud. Buzz is.

When carvana emails me and says "Joseph we have a surprise for you". I feel like I should be able to sue them for not giving me a free car and instead "surprising" me with a $900/month truck payment.....

I slept so good last night. I haven't had an energy drink in about a week now. It's probably fully out of my system finally.

Would pickle flavored ice cream be good? im torn.

Afroman winning his court case has me smiling.

There are many ways to announce you’re going to KubeCon. Some write a blog post. Some make an expensive, animated promo video. Me? I wrote and performed a rap about IaC and filmed it. It’s exactly…... There are many ways to announce you’re going to KubeCon. Some write a blog post. Some make an expensive, animated promo video. Me? I wrote and performed a rap about IaC and filmed it. It’s exactly ...

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@bsky.app Feature request: Human Verified badge or something. Stand out as being less bot infested. Maybe require those accounts to use a touchable @yubico.com yubikey before posting, something an LLM couldn't do. Knowing that Im 100% for sure interacting with a real human on the platform is a win.

Fit check, free palestine. @wearthepeace.bsky.social

Does even small amounts of debris in the bathtub absolutely gross everyone else out too? Like I could see a single hair and I could not get in that tub until its cleaned.

Im starting a small online community for people who work in tech and also love the outdoors. We talk about fishing, hunting, gear, and just as much about software, devops, IT, hardware, home labs, and whatever else. If that sounds like your thing, check it out and apply at nerdswhofish.org

Elon emailing epstein and saying, and I quote, "Girls FTW" is imprinted on my brain in a way that I will never be able to forget it.

AI might steal my job one day but my god is AI impressive.

Antivaxxers: Vaccines cause autism and have drugs that can harm you!

Also Antivaxxers: GLP-1s are the exception because they help you LOSE WEIGHT

Mark Robers cameo in Michael Reeves latest video was 10/10 😂

Rober: "You're not putting anything biological in it are you?"
Reeves: "F*** s*** f***"

As a dad, I have to say I love my kids. But Im so excited for the day I never have to see feces of another human ever again.

GitHub - TheOutdoorProgrammer/githubcommits2profile: I hate that clicking someones username in github on a commit takes me to all the commits that user has on that specific repo instead of taking me t... I hate that clicking someones username in github on a commit takes me to all the commits that user has on that specific repo instead of taking me to their profile. This fixes that. - TheOutdoorProg...

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Hopefully going ice fishing today for the first time. Should be a good time.

I want to put more thoughts here. I originally started using bluesky because my friends told me I have the strangest thoughts and when I have one I want to share it. So Im going to try it again.

Hey all you people
Hey all you people
Hey all you people won't you listen to me
I just had a sandwich
No ordinary sandwich

Im not big into Joe Rogan Experience, but I watched the Jelly Roll episode last night and it was very inspiring.

Failed Squirrel Hunt ASMR #squirrel #hunting #fail YouTube video by Joey Stout

I made my first youtube short, if you are a hunter or a programmer nerd like me check it out youtube.com/shorts/6m5rr...

I changed my online handle from apollorion to TheOutdoorProgrammer recently. The username served me well for many years but had a few fallbacks that i hope my own personal "rebrand" will fix.