More likely, they get rid of the leagues altogether.

Nothing about McDonald's is organic.

Driving to get gas, some guy did a U-turn in front of me forcing me to hit the brakes. I honked and otherwise let him know i disapproved. I caught up with him at a light. He rolled down his window to apologize, saying he'd misjudged how fast I was coming. Pretty cool, I thought.

It's possible Mormon Stories isn't what it sounds like.

The early starting Dodgers game makes the decision even easier.

He'll just draw a line around it with his Sharpie.

Pouty Joe Kelly

What athlete's expression will stay with you the rest of your life?

You know, I've never seen Sedaka and Anka in a room at the same time. Coincidence? Perhaps.

It's Enten at CNN, but they seem to be doing more Iran than elections tonight.

Sorry, I'm dense tonight, I guess

It's CNN's guy, Harry Enten, who's Sedaka's nephew.

If you generally understand Spanish, watch some telenovellas on Univision. They're mostly Mexican or Latin American Spanish.

Not likely.

The amount that Atlanta pissed him off probably can't be overestimated.

That was what I got out of it.

He wants only American spit in his food.

Cataracts seem to run in my family. I had them in my 30s and my sister and brother had them young as well. My father also had them.

Yeah, screw all those hard-working journalists who just lost their jobs, right?

We buy whatever we need. We wear our clothes until they're threadbare. Most of us don't wear cologne or want luxury items.
What I used to love is stuff my kids made for me, or an activity where we could spend time together, especially now that my kids are grown.

It's going to be the Best of Andy Rooney.

Looks more like a bathroom floor.

Hang in there

It's easy! Tell him, Wash!

German TV is showing Colts-Dolphins. Announcers are speaking German, but I'll take it!

How much did the Army make last year?

Congratulations to Nixey! It reminds me that you guys have been together that long as well, which is awesome (even though it makes me feel old)

LOL, sure. But tell her im not available.

Ah, sounds like he IS a hunk. Say hi to Mom for me!

Yeah, but the guitarist is probably at least 70.

Yeah, maybe do a book on Trump. Right, who am I kidding?