That's cool and all, but I don't think he can read the sign if it's not facing the Whitehouse.

Is that a slab of shoe leather?

Every morning that I wake up, I count myself lucky to be alive. Then, almost as soon as I feel that relief, I remember that we have a cesspool as a President.

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John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang ... Being mad that the Pope won't endorse your war is like being mad that your doctor won't endorse your cocaine habit. 2:29 PM • Apr 13, 2026 • 83.2K Views

Good luck! I keep seeing posts about Pokémon scalpers. They are just awful.

Momo the rusty colored terrier laying on the porch and giving me the side eye.

Trixie the corgi mix lounging on a bench chair and giving me the side eye.

Momo and Trixie are tired from tracking mud all over the front porch we spent 2 hours power washing.

I've always wanted to voice a dog. Keep me in mind, please!

I'm lichen this photo.

My sister-in-law swears by microwave eggs. I've tried them when she made them and they were pretty good.

Congratulations on using the stove!

As l9ng as there's more Kurgen!

My favorite Astro. Thanks for sharing.

*Dorothy Mantooth.

The Turnip is no Doris Mantooth.

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Is Mean Joe Greene available?

I call mine the nanosphere.

Seems to me that he is saying some of the allegations about extramarital affairs and flirting are true, but he is saying anything potentially illegal is false.

Tisza's Magyar says Orbán congratulated us on our victory! Raise a glass 🥃 to freedom! 🇭🇺

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

Just because he looks like a sentient sock puppet doesn't mean people should laugh at him.

You can see the diaper lines when he steps up with his left leg.

They all must face left, and my wife is very accepting since I do most of the laundry.

I'm a big fan of the yard sign theory because it is visible for everyone. But, it is certainly not a great predictor of actual results.

Before the 2024 election I counted 84 Harris signs and only 34 Turnip signs while on a drive through Lockhart, TX, but the actual results there were a Turnip win

And their couches.

He Pope Francis'ed his chances.

Doggo! Everything is better with dogs.

When you get back to Washington, flip off the cheeto for me. Also, maybe y'all could actually do something to stop all of the corruption, graft, and ICE murders.

13 Songs, by Fugazi 13 track album

Oh man. That rabbit hole led to this: fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/13-son...

Which has one of the greatest songs of my senior year. I even broke a bone stage diving at one of their shows at The Axiom in Houston.

Thanks for the inspiration!