Look at the bright side my fellow Mariners fans. No one on the team will be arrested for assault because they can't hit anything.

This Mariners team is harder to watch than CSPAN

Greg Swindell always says leadoff walks score 175% of the time.

Swear it's accurate every time a Mariners pitcher walks the first batter of an inning.

I'm a fan of the Japanese method.

My motto:

When in doubt, throw it out.

I HATE CLUTTER

Thanks! Never quit being awesome.

It's amazing what being back in the PNW has done for my mental health, the daily torture of the Mariners aside.

Breathing better, feeling better and in a better state of mind.

Can't wait to return for good in early June.

NHL playoffs>NBA playoffs

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The Mariners are Charlie Brown

He has gone full blown Todd Raleigh

Thanks so much!

The wife and I are in the market for an AWD SUV since we're moving back. It's a must for the mountains and navigating winter trips back to Texas.

I have done a lot of research and am seriously thinking about the Equinox EV AWD.

Anyone have one and care to share their thoughts?

🙏

Ryon Healy is so good at his job. Would like him on the TV every game.

Why do the Mariners have to make everything look hard?

The view from the Port Angeles Walmart this morning. I ♥️ the PNW

When do the Astros come to town? My Mariners need them

Can't remember a worse Mariners regular season loss

My view this morning from downtown Sequim. I love the PNW

Thanks Mari!

Back in my favorite state.

Watching my favorite baseball team.

Life is good again.

😂

I long for the days when the major gripe of most Americans was the price of eggs.

A few thoughts after 37 long hours on the road

1. The roughly 300 mile stretch from Laramie to Evanston Wyoming is colder, windier and uglier than Putin

2. At least 1 in every 3 Colorado drivers owns a Subaru

3. Road construction business is booming

4. Pilot ☕ is very good

Got my first speeding ticket since the early 2000s this morning in Ogden, Utah. Losing my touch as I tried to talk my way out of it to no avail.

Young, cocky cop. I get he has a job to do, but could have done without the lesson.

I now hate Mormons and Weber State University.😂

I once loved going to church.

Quit attending, and having interest in doing so, when unable to find one that didn't have Trump on equal or higher ground than Jesus.

Know I'm not alone.

Presidents are like umpires.

The best ones go unnoticed.

My apologies for the delayed response! Still dying here

First Mariners game I've been able to watch. The process of moving sucks.

Can't wait to get the MLB Mariners package and make our way back to T-Mobile in late June once we're settled.

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In no other sport is the overreaction greater than MLB opening day.

As much as I want my beloved Mariners to go 162-0, it's not happening.

The same with 0-162.

It's a marathon.

East Texas