ask not for whom the tummy aches; it aches for me

"you don't hate mondays, you hate capitalism"

i can hate a lot of things actually. there is not a limit for me.

I remember damage

Then escape

I'd rather just travel alone!

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax

NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

everyone’s posts being forbidden makes them even hotter

I want to but I just can’t find the right outfit

a man wearing glasses is sitting in a car with his hands on the steering wheel . Alt: a man wearing glasses is sitting in a car with his hands on the steering wheel .

FORTY SEVEN AMERICAN DOLLARS to renew my drivers license

Freedom 250 buried the corporate sponsors list on its new site. To see the list, go to 250.gov and scroll to the bottom where it says "Freedom 250 Is Powered By Our Patriotic Partners." Click on "View All" button, and then toggle to "Sponsors" tab on far right

I just love him

When JD does get excommunicated it's gonna ping every mob guy in northeastern Ohio's phone like John Wick

The year is 2271. The Zitronians and the OCC (Open-Claude-Collective) have fought to a stalemate over the last Great Lake.

What if we re-made entourage but vinny chase doesn’t even pretend to care about acting

a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a chalkboard that says lucky star Alt: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a chalkboard that says lucky strike “it’s toasted”

Giving ai first dibs on electricity and water and air

For sure. Or (in my case) putting them in the stroller and going back and forth 5 feet from my bedroom window at 11pm.

I was really proud of myself for patiently dealing with my neighbor’s newborn who for whatever reason screamed 24/7 for like 8 months. Just saw the mom observably pregnant, experiencing morning sickness next to my car in the parking lot. Renamed my vacation savings account to “Moving Expenses” 😭

Pulling up my w2 mad asf like

Can it be said with any colour of truth or justice, that we are represented in parliament?

Lol@ the anti Eric Swalwell commercials still running. No refunds!

My neighbor told me air defenses keep eating his $200M drones so I asked how many $200M drones he has and he said he just goes to the manufacturer and gets a drone afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding $200M drones to air defenses and then his daughter started crying.

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

actual pillar of my mh and wellbeing

Cue the mf music

Would’ve been a real nightmare if Artemis accidentally landed in the strait of hormuz, I’ll tell you that right now.

I have problems with textures. god made me wrong in the factory

Paolo Zampoli, the current UN diplomat to Italy, former NY realtor & modeling agent, was close to Jean-Luc Brunel & Jeffery Epstein. Melania was discovered by Zampoli in 1996, a year after he met Trump. Zampoli met Melania through a matchmaker named Anna Novak & later introduced the couple.

Picture of a burning hillside where a warehouse used to be A California distribution warehouse for the consumer products of giant Kimberly-Clark burned to the ground on Tuesday and an employee has been taken into custody under suspicion of arson. The sixth alarm fire required 175 firefighters to contain. A video circulating online, reportedly taken by the agreed worker shows them setting fire to several pallets of toilet paper while calmly repeating "all you had to do was pay us enough to live."

"All you had to do was pay us enough to live"

Forces of capitalism, these are the Canaries in your coal mine.

Pay attention to them.

Might be important.

Just might be.

"All you had to do was pay us enough to live"

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Someone stuff this lying dork into a locker. And get him some gd Sudafed.

Every photo of Altman looks like he just got caught jerking off in the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese

I like how she just declares that her hateful opinions aren’t rooted in hate. Oh ok no problem then lmao

It’s just SO rude to ask questions that highlight that I’m a moronic war criminal. Please ask me questions in my area of expertise. For example ugly suits or skipping leg day.