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I still need to read my copy of Mortal Error

also:

JFK didn’t die from Oswald’s shot, he died from a second shot fired in a panic by a Secret Service member after the initial shot

Looks like it can only bake one cookie at a time.
Maybe two

*deep breath*
BOOOOOOOOOOooooooo

Some lunatic just called my phone (strike 1) and left a "voice mail" (strike 2) in which he failed to fully state his business, suggesting I must call him back to get the whole story. Are you out of your damn mind. Furthermore it is the sabbath

"Was his ass always this tight??"

Probably G.I. Joe, but I remember @marz and Daryl Banks' Emerald Twilight as a trigger for a lot of subsequent comic book collecting.

"Rickuiem Mort A Dream" is the episode title I didn't know I needed

I insist ... please finish.

Is his ass always that tight every time he shows up?

I'm so hard up for playoff hockey, I'm watching curling and putting down my phone to watch the final rock get thrown. #cbc

*He's

"She's a cutie*."

*cute-e = "cute enough"

The Inside Story of Five Days That Remade the Supreme Court

Chief Justice John Roberts should be impeached and removed from the Supreme Court.

it's cool that america doesn't have politics, just fandoms

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answer only

Ugh, what happened to Cyclops' face?? (left panel only)

Following Epstein's death, this splintering of pedophile groups that we're now seeing was all but inevitable.

The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.

All memes are either referential (Loss) or making a point (Calvin's Dad explaining something). But this meme, despite literally being Calvin's dad, also alters the character layout to make it fit the Loss template.

Great that Melania wanted to make a statement about her connections to Epstein and Maxwell. Let’s see her do it again under oath, where it counts.

I actually think they should try to pass articles of impeachment on a daily basis for literally everything he does that breaks that law. Like, instead of pretending it's not political, use it as a vehicle to make it clear just how extraordinarily corrupt this asshole is.

DS9 "Apocalypse Rising"; Worf in command red Starfleet uniform; first panel caption: There is another option; second panel caption: We could kill him

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a cartoon character says we 've tried nothing and were all out of ideas ALT: a cartoon character says we 've tried nothing and were all out of ideas

Americans to the rest of the world: