charlie @chunkbardey everyone else's birthday is on the most random possible day whereas mine is on the day where it's like ok Yeah this is a birthday

Chat does this person secretly hate me

nevermind they've since broken their PR while biking to get chickpea pasta from my spouse

thank you for appreciating my stupid jokes 💜

yeah, my family's Canadian so not even overseas, but i can sympathize with not wanting to interact with cbp at all

i think we're at ~a dozen invitees that won't be at our wedding due to safety concerns about traveling to/from the US right now

sometimes it feels like my 20s are slipping away from me

the entire old terminal is still there, just empty and unused. I think they're still trying to figure out what to do with the historic plane hanging above the old security line

this is called immanentizing the escutcheon

Next season of The Pitt is set during the weekend of the NFL draft

Rent is due TODAY and I’m raising funds for a Minnesota immigrant family in need!

This family affected by ICE is in need of $1958 to avoid imminent eviction. Can you help them stay safe and housed?

V: @Ian-Coldwater
CA: $iancoldwater
PP: @coldwater

Please share and help if you can! Thank you! 💛

Oh so now copyright matters.

Cities & Memory, 3 In vain, great-hearted Kublai, shall I attempt to describe Zaira, city of high bastions. I could tell you how many steps make up the streets rising like stairways, and the degree of the arcades' curves, and what kind of zinc scales cover the roofs; but I already know this would be the same as telling you nothing. The city does not consist of this, but of relationships between the measurements of its space and the events of its past: the height of a lamppost and the distance from the ground of a hanged usurper's swaying feet; the line strung from the lamppost to the railing opposite and the festoons that decorate the course of the queen's nuptial procession; the height of that railing and the leap of the adulterer who climbed over it at dawn; the tilt of a guttering and a cat's progress along it as he slips into the same window; the firing range of a gunboat which has suddenly appeared beyond the cape and the bomb that destroys the guttering; the rips in the fish net and the three old men seated on the dock mending nets and telling each other for the hundredth time the story of the gunboat of the usurper, who some say was the queen's illegitimate son, abandoned in his swaddling clothes there on the dock. As this wave from memories flows in, the city soaks it up like a sponge and expands. A description of Zaira as it is today should contain all Zaira's Past.

The city, however, does not tell its past, but contains it like the lines of a hand, written in the corners of the streets, the gratings of the windows, the banisters of the steps, the antennae of the lightning rods, the poled of the flags, every segment marked in turn with scratches, indentations, scrolls.

update: I thought about it some more and decided it's Zaira

"Don't worry babe, I'll wear the strap tonight"

*tightening the joy-con around my wrist*

i always have to go back down grocery store aisles because my mind wandered and I didn't absorb anything. like re-reading pages of a book but it's an Aldi

what chapter of Invisible Cities is this from?

I'm gonna start calling these bitches Beyond Meats Inc. the way they're out here inventing new types of beef

fucked up that i have to find shoes to wear for my wedding instead of just floating on an ethereal mist 4 inches off the ground

Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia

comment from Joe Marsh: those are the beatles, not trans women 😭

can't even sell a painting on facebook marketplace without getting mansplained to

Cam Heyward sounds like a sailing command that a skipper would say

like some kind of nutritionally complete snake

horrified to learn that my boyfriend regularly tries to drink a full soylent in a single gulp

A married mom who works one job, who loves her kids but won't actually say it

imagine having time to sort your affairs smh

oh good another beautiful Pittsburgh day getting fucked up by Clairton coke works smog slowly poisoning us all

System prompt: 20000 tokens

Skill definition: 4000 tokens

Output style with full explanation of both my fursona and the fursona the agent is supposed to communicate as: 110000 tokens

Hooks: 2000 tokens

Some who is good at the economy please help me budget this
my context window is dying

It actually reduces your chances of a UTI even more if you pee DURING sex

Jordan Jamboree: that's a deeply lynchian photo of a penguin

10/10 wedding. befriended a penguin, saw many beautiful queer people, @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay and Stella both looked gorgeous, and I got to wake up to this delightful push notification