This boyfriend shit is easy

But also somehow the best

Happy to be alive during this timeline where we got to see a basketball alien convince everyone he was just a tall Frenchman

I think I’m ready to say that this Cavs team might be special

Anyone who complains about NBA television ratings should be forced to watch this OKC - CLE game on repeat for 48 hours

This OKC-CLE game is phenomenal

This goes kinda crazy ngl

Showed my non-runner boyfriend Strava last night: “so, is this just an app to compare your running to others and feel bad as a result?”

I can’t disagree with that take. 😂

I have to speak my truth. I do not believe in constellations and I think everyone is pretending to see them to fit in.

Why would I want any weather/temperature information other than “Feels Like”?

Not if I can help it

Doechii - DENIAL IS A RIVER (Official Video) YouTube video by IamdoechiiVEVO

Buy all the Doechii stock you can

youtu.be/F0cdbR5ognY?...

Genuinely excited to see this type of lunacy making the jump over to Bluesky

me: nosferatussy
executioner (pulling a lever): ok

Can’t wait to tell my kids how sick it was watching Steph Curry

Once again, my haters have trapped me in a large burlap sack

Can you spare a minute to help this campaign? Deport Elon Musk

we must deport elon musk

Coolest baseball player who ever lived, in a sport where coolness means a lot

Doechii is the future of rap and I’m just posting this so I can repost it in a few months when she’s on top of the world

I’m gonna be the first member of the Drew Peterson Fan Club

Hope everything is ok at home brother

This comparison to Juan Soto's history making contract 😧

This has to be worse than if he signed with the Sox right? Like getting dumped and she immediately marries your rich younger brother

Yankees fans

This feels like it could have waited until the morning

Graham Blanks is an American hero

Alistair Cragg had the collegiate record from 2004-2022 and is now outside of the all time top 10

Track never fails to amaze me