Jamal Khashoggi.

Child: I know your name. Mamdani.

Obama: What’s his first name?

Child: Mayor.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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HELLUVA MOVE BY CRAIG COUNSELL, AND CARSON KELLY WITH THE AMBUSH! 4-1 CUBS BAYBEEEE!!!

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Fuck aye eye as a record label and as a MF staff.

And if you wanna be down with aye eye … Fuck you too!

Good morning fuck aye eye and fuck you if you fuck with it at all have a beautiful day.

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Maura Healey has let this stand because she plans to run for president as a moderate and she fucking sucks

NEWS: Huge first win for Mayor Mamdani’s tax-the-rich plans in NYC.

Mamdani just secured a deal with Gov. Hochul to create the state’s first-ever tax on $5 million+ second homes owned by ultrawealthy out-of-state residents.

I continue to be bald.

It’s Tuesday send him your tits

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I don't care, just please drink some water.

I was gonna say yes but because of this.

Otherwise, no lmao

DONATE YALL!!!

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Honestly:

Today would be a lovely day for it to happen.

AVENGE ME.

GOOD MORNINGGGGG

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Personally i have Check Your Head higher than this

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Please dont just sit there and let the food I cooked get cold

Will do

Oh shit lemme see if I got an update

Fun fact: this was (and currently is) the only hit the Nationals have registered this evening.

It's currently 15-1 Pirates.

Its always the "none of the internet is real" people looking for excuses to just act like shitheads.

I know, I was one of them.

It's all real, it all matters. You're just an asshole.

Grow up and drink some water.

Hope that interview went well, fam 🤷🏾‍♂️