@staytiny.bsky.social You are gonna love this lil guy

People are very excited about a new Boards of Canada album. Maybe I am adult enough now to try them out.

A thing about the heaviest users of chatbots is that they acclimate to cloying obsequiousness. Like a billionaire and their entourage of viziers, it becomes normal to them.

Any interaction that is *not* abject simpering they'll now perceive as a slap to the face, an aggressively violent outburst.

In the same way you hold yourself from fully celebrating a goal in football now, all art comes with a hint of suspicion. We’re little by little removing the sparks of joy from our lives.

Had my glasses adjusted and I feel like a new man.

This is the energy @bell.bz;
bell.bz/wait-it-out/

AI this, AI that. AI got news for you, bub; I don’t care.

Just walked past three separate dads walking their kids to school, every single one of them wearing gilets.

The script writers are having a field day with our season, honestly.

News: There’s an online academy that teaches men how to drug and rape their wives
Some guy in the comments: Well technically, some of them were civil partnerships

Xavi’s goal smacked of the Kane one where he tore his mask off and we couldn’t see it out when it mattered. Devastating.

Delivery driver asked if I was over 21. Can take that a couple of ways tbh.

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

My father is a saint, Ed!

Vindicated by the Street Fighter trailer because it proves I was pronouncing Ryu correctly the whole time. In your FACE, St Patrick’s RC Primary School class of ‘92.

Hold on.. TFI Friday is back??

Desperate need of some new players for our 5-a-side game because we’re all old and get injured regularly.

Every monday from 8:30-10pm in Tolworth, Surrey (just off the A3).

Casual game, not league or anything. Extravagant volleys are encouraged.

Just keeping your head above (what I hope is) water is a whole deal.

An elderly woman being helped to walk using a zimmerframe by a younger woman. The meme caption reads “sure grandma, let’s get you to bed”.

“Allbirds was a shoe company that made Sketchers for people who wear chinos, but it pivoted to AI.”

I just found out about a person called “Clavicular”, so my day has taken a downturn already.

Wow this whole paragraph just nails it. "I'm not using the technology like a fucking LinkedIn poster, so get bent and then fuck off, I'll be better off without you" is a great energy for 2026

Was stressing about going back to Hungary this year, but the downfall of a bastard will sure put a spring back in your step.

It was a nice three weeks off of watching this miserable excuse of a club.

Thought I’d got away with hayfever this year but it’s kicked me in the head the last couple of days.

“And there’s a place that we’ll forget the things we’ve done, the things we’ve said. I know there’s been some hard times, but I need you my friend.”

The band Lightyear on stage in London. There is a full crowd in front of them with their arms raised, mid-song.

There is simply no other band like Lightyear. I can’t put into words why something so ostensibly daft worked in a way it did and held together a community nation-wide. I get emotional watching them, twenty five years past, screaming the lot.

We’ve got a new podcast!

Bad Services is out on the 20th of May, but if you can't wait to get stuck in, we’ve just launched a podcast so you can dive into the book early, and listen along as we talk about each chapter over the next few months.

good.services/badservicesp...

Pretend you’re in Back To The Future by kissing your mum last week.

Wireless cancelled, but the world is ending anyway.

Classic from Ally McCoist there; “He saw his name in headlights”