I need a rich man to take care of me for the rest of my life.

This supporting myself on my own bullshit is wearing real thin!!

Any volunteers?

Squidward window meme.

Watching the Hungarian election results while living in the US.

Supposedly!

😂😂😂😂😂

Thinking of you—doing “normal” things and getting back into a routine has been weirdly helpful for me during hard times, hoping you experience that too ❤️

Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

This is not foreign policy, it’s a deranged mad man threatening to wipe out an entire country.

It's past time. The 25th Amendment must be invoked.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Couldn’t we have just put Trump in the rocket 🫩

One of the funniest Cartoons I've seen in a while. Lol 🤣 Enjoy

Prove it

Feeling peachy today

when the Friday hits so Good

I’m jealous you got out!

Haha curls for the gurlz

WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT: "Pam Bondi regrets that she must leave her position as US Attorney General for her new, very urgent duties as a fill-in receptionist at The Shield of the Americas, where she will help very important Kristi Noem complete many complex, urgent jigsaw puzzles."

I got a fresh haircut and it’s a bad day for Pam Bondi so I’m feeling pretty good ☺️

Kristi Noems husband while she was overseeing the modern day gestapo

twitter screenshot that reads 'i do not love wine' APRIL FOOLS

it's her day

Two men: Stop seducing me. YOU stop seducing ME.

typical bluesky interaction

Two ceramic pigs labeled "pigs with no specific duties"

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

It takes all kinds 😜💕

The US needs a regime change

Timothee lost and Michael B Jordan won!

Hi Isaac

I beat my bench press PR today by accident and Kristi Noem is fired I’m going to take these good vibes into the weekend

I really am out here biting my lip in these streets

What pic of me are you using for the reference 😜