Sweet jeebus

Listen. I don’t know what I did to you, but don’t call me out like this

The one thing I want for Christmas is a strict Mrs. Claus.

Dang getting crafty

One paddle to rule them all. One paddle to find them. One paddle to bring them all, and in discipline bind them.

Truly nothing highlights the absurdity of being alive than waking up and finding out one of the governments is just kinda gone. Fuck Assad, but damn that’s a weird feeling at 4 am.

This game is going to wreck you.

True true. Plus the main couple were just so damn cute

It was such a good movie, though I was disappointed that there wasn’t any spanking given how common the kink is.

Sorry to hear that people have been shit to you. You deserve better.

It’s probably one of the most well captured facial expressions in our line of work

The saddest bit of this is that I believe that the 50% who won’t use age verification is the goal. These laws aren’t about protecting children, they are an attempt to kill an industry.

What a reaction even through jeans! Now that’s a tawse!

You two are so adorable

I don’t know whose idea it was to make this the music video, but the size of their metaphorical balls needs to be studied.

This is the video that kept high school me up at night.