Boss told me to get rest today, but it's my day off, so out of spite I stayed up for 24 hours

cute dog with epic hair snoozing on a sparkly blanket

#repostyourart Day 11: Sparkles

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#art #cuteart

"Remember that guy we used to work with?"
"Yeah, I follow him on instagram."
"Oh, how's he doing?"
"I think he sells weed now."
"Good for him."

Should not have listened to all of American Idiot while driving today. I can't have this much teenage angst while wearing a Homestar Runner shirt in 2026

If I met Christopher Walken and told him my favorite movie of his was The Country Bears (2002) do you think he'd get that I was joking and politely laugh or just stare at me coldly until I awkwardly left?

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What is an airbnb if not a place to piss?

Nothing like companies trying to get more revenue after reducing potential consumers by firing employees to reduce costs.

My money's on Fon Javreau

It doesn't matter how powerful your company's AI is, if you refuse to use a microphone for your webcast, not even AI can fix that

A fortune cookie fortune that says "August will bring you peace and tranquility."

"You will find true love on flag day"-ass fortune

pokemon snap? go for the record again?

The great thing about the SOTU is that you can tell undecided voters that he shit his pants mid speech and they had to cut about 5 minutes of "technical difficulties" from the broadcast and none of them will be able to confirm or deny it

They really gotta stop letting people in dog parks

"Boycott this Shit"
Anti-Amazon graffiti seen in Berlin

Using nicotine withdrawal to keep employees from going home on weekends or taking vacations is definitely something "not evil" companies do

Yeah, I was trying to look up one thing and avoid going through google's sheets api documentation because it's set up as training not an easily accessible documentation where you can find the one thing you need, and stack overflow just said, "lOoK aT tHe DoCuMenTaTion" Useless place nowadays

filming has been postponed until further notice

you can hear the awkward cough after the last line before it goes to the "The End" screen

Something I've realized that I don't think I've seen many people talk about. Coding has always been free.

Now, they want you to pay thousands of dollars to AI companies for tokens.

They don't want coding to be free. They don't want any Josephine in her garage to build the next big app.

What's a better way to honor of president's day than having 2 people be "current president" on the same day?

Microsoft's gonna end up like that identity theft protection CEO that got his identity stolen 13 times because he advertised his social security number in the ads, unless they ban their own accountants and lawyers from using their products

I should probably start tracking how much money I save by wanting to buy something local and then not buying it because it would take a 50 mile drive to buy "local"

Definitely didn't just spend 45 minutes trying to pronounce Festevez-tivities

depends on how much gas you'd use both ways, doubt that'd hit 175 though

I mean it is president's day weekend, there will probably be a sale somewhere

Same. My boss keeps trying to pull the work-life balance card and the only reason I don't say something like this is so they don't throw me more work without more pay.

if you can still understand the point of the post, pointing out typos is pointless