i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

i do think i'm going to go insane if i don't get a real night of sleep soon

i need to go to bed but i also need to play this game for six more hours. there are 123 characters to unlock

they made a hades clone set in the dynasty/samurai warriors world and oh boy is it addictive

(setting off 100,000 fireworks at once) let's hear it for wives

i love r/redditorcum. it's very funny to me that there's a whole community that's just guys posting nut vids and people commenting on them like "hey man nice load"

fuck sam altman forever for taking away the last places where we could engage in good faith: the creative arts, which should be a testament to human ingenuity. i am so mad that everything i read or listen to or admire is now tainted with doubt. do you understand? he is a thief of joy and i HATE HIM

if you could eat whatever you want without it affecting your health i would absolutely spend my days eating dark meat fried chicken out of a big trash bag

a big part of adulthood is knowing you can have fried chicken and cornbread any time you want and talking yourself out of it most of the time so you don't drop dead

i'm ready for this week to be over

bluesky is broken again, everyone post your nudes

cleaned a really BIG glass I'd never seen before while doing the dishes this morning and was like "this would be really great for beer" and tonight I drank a couple of beers out of it until my wife pointed out that it was, in fact, a vase

Two sea lions swamping a small boat

Only in Puget Sound, Olympia, Washington:

A pair of Stellar Sea Lions, weighing in at at least one ton total weight, commandeer a small sailboat
📸Dane

i will also accept this price if it comes with a side of two more breakfast sandwiches

if you expect me to pay $17 for a breakfast sandwich it had better make me cum

we can all agree that it's good to have insomnia for a million nights in a row

silicon valley freaks should never have been allowed to have access to drugs. drugs are for artists and people who can hang, not revenge of the nerds-ass sociopaths

like i feel like a strip mall restaurant called Pad Thai couldn't have been very good but also the best chinese fast food place in my hometown is also in a strip mall and it's called Orange Chicken

there was a thai restaurant in my hometown that was just called Pad Thai and it was the first thai restaurant i ever ate at and i remember it being the best food in the world but now i wonder if i just didn't have any other thai food to compare it to

it's cool that we can't have any nice things in america because it would make a small handful of the world's biggest losers sad

I keep hearing that we are expecting an exponential growth in energy use due to AI like it's some phenomenon that we have no control over and it makes me so fucking angry. We don't have to do it!! We can choose not to do this and not to lose all we've gained in the clean energy transition! fuck!!

sun's out horrors out

i love to remove all the flesh from my head in one smooth motion, revealing the horrific flaming skull underneath

4/20 babyyy 😎 i'm smoking PCP at work. i don't understand the spirit of the holiday

[screenshot of Heatfreeze Island from Mario & Luigi: Brothership with penguins visible in the distance and the caption "extremely small and distant penguin"] [close-up views of the penguin in question] Source: DogToon64, models.spriters-resource.com/nintendo_switch/marioluigibrothership/asset/525909

Mario & Luigi: Brothership contains an extremely cute model of a decorative baby penguin that appears only outside the playable area and is never seen up close. Below is a detailed view of the model to appreciate the penguin.

you're technically allowed to release a goose at the bank

everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. for instance, i am Jack the Ripper and i evaded capture by jumping into a portal to the future but now i'm dying of Time Traveler's Lung

do you ever wake up and immediately eat a sandwich

you took the words right out of my ass

scrooge's three ghosts, except the three ghosts are a spaceship and instead of lasting one night it takes as long as it takes