Fine I’ll say it: being properly hydrated is not worth how often it makes you have to pee

ALSO Jon Hamm and ALSO Meryl Streep and oh my god why aren’t all @nbcsnl.bsky.social talking about this movie nonstop????

“Oh, that’s Ego Nwodim”

“Oh, that’s Vanessa Bayer”

“Oh, that’s Melissa Villaseñor”

My thought process while watching #Hoppers: “oh, that’s Bobby Moynihan.”

Caitlin 😭

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Insane stat out of today's @axios.com San Diego newsletter: local parents are shelling out more than 2x the cost of college tuition for child care in the area. www.axios.com/local/san-di...

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They figured out what to do with Jeremy Culhane, you guys, and it's MAKE HIM TUCKER CARLSON

Overheard at gymnastics from a parent carrying a crying child: “everybody gets hurt every time we play.”

Hello why didn’t anyone mention that the animated movie Luca was going to emotionally destroy me

Have you traveled to Mexico City and/or Tulum with children? Send me your recs!

If I have learned anything in the last few years, it is to always read Garrett.

Had the awful experience of dropping my son off at his (military facility) daycare today, and he cried when we said goodbye.

Then I got to walk out of the building thinking "what if the base is attacked and something happens to him and I put him down and said goodbye even though he was sad"

It’s 2026 why do we still have airplanes without outlets

Help I got into fitness and now all of my my workout clothes don't fit in my drawers

I have a flight to Boston on Thursday for a bachelorette. Is that flight happening y/n

sorry what

Maryland health officials warn providers about an upsurge in mumps cases Maryland health officials are warning about an uptick in cases of mumps.

Measles is a bellwether. Because it’s the most contagious vaccine-preventable disease, when vaccination rates drop, it’s the first to start spreading.

Now we’ve got mumps rolling up.

Expect more.

This is just the beginning of RFK Jr.’s successful infectious disease reintroduction plan.

I promise you that is for the best

I found it in our guest room 🙃

👎🏻

Why are we still allowing airplanes without outlets

If you were my dog, where would you have hidden one (1) single LL Bean slipper

BE. I said BE the tooth fairy.

Overheard on my Southwest flight from SF to SD just now: “We love y’all, but we don’t trust y’all, so we are coming through to check your seatbelts.”

Landed in SF ahead of Super Bowl weekend and it is…a ghost town?? Where is everybody?