(frye is hotter)

had a dream that cameron winter started coming in regularly to the place i work at cause he really liked the brown sugar shaken espresso but specifically when i made it

i mean cool

HOT

she's kinda shaped like you too i think

i saw a test screening and after the movie was over michael himself came out as a surprise but the audience was split 50/50 on whether or not to boo him

captain k'nuckles from flapjack

nice try, reggie, but i don't CARE how hot shiver is, i am NOT buying a switch 2

i don't knowwwwwwwwww

what is that damn green thing that keeps showing up on my dash

I'M IN THE PUSSY DIGGING STRAIGHT DOWN

every time i buy clothes for my tomodachi life mii she fucking doesn't like them at ALL what is her DEAL

hi the flowers choker is very cute

the most elusive crayola crayon ever made, a color known as "Fugazi 13 Songs Red". only 5 are known to exist and are in the hands of noteable adult collectors. the last one sold was in 2011 for nearly $14,000 (adjusted for inflation)

keeping an unsucked dick between my teeth all the time like the guy from fault in our stars

climate scientists have determined that "jackin' it imagination only" is the only way to save our planet

i feel weird this morning and it's probably cause the only things in my body are adderall and some cold brew but i can't talk to anyone about it cause they're just gonna post that bella hadid tweet

(after 500 hours of dustbowl engineer) ohhhh i get it... his senty...

mr illness was my father. please, call me Foodborne

eustace from courage the cowardly dog was such a piece of shit homestly

hey girl are you from tennessee? cause you can't drive for shit

how come they call it "good friday" even though it fuckin SUCKS

ohhh NOW i get it... there's a bomb in his car!

Ahpril Fooles!

i am going to eat at Bhurger Kinge

i am proud to worship my lord Jhesus Christe

honestly i don't like any radiohead songs i wish we had made thunder by imagine dragons instead

guys help i have to go to a concert in tel aviv tonight but i forgot all the lyrics to creep and all our other songs also

does anyone want to play some ohver watche