Stop saying factual shit

Me: this meeting could have been an email

Organizer: I’ll schedule a follow up

So far we’ve spent $11 billion on the Iranian conflict. For comparison, $11 billion could have added 1.2 million uninsured Americans to Medicaid. How many people’s lives would have been saved by having access to healthcare? Americans are dying because of decisions made by this administration

Dear doctors out there: I know this is easy to forget, but I am the customer. I’m the one paying you. You work for me. Show me the common decency of having someone answer the effing phone.

Two hands overlapping, wedding rings on each hand

Been 2 weeks already and still no buyer’s remorse

That hit me pretty hard.

Hi Mammal!

I don’t think it was at all inappropriate to ask my MIL if she got to keep her gallbladder (recently removed) in a jar on her mantle.

Black cat in a kitchen cabinet, staring at the camera

Fiancé moved in with her cat a couple weeks ago. Went to the cabinet to get a snack last night and this is what I found staring at me

Any time my fiancée has to poop she says “I’ve got to go deal with a republican problem” and this is just one of the many reasons why I love her.

Small black dog sitting on a pig stuffed animal

He looks like he belongs in a Pokémon game.

2 dogs, one is wearing a sweater with a hood and he looks pissed

I don’t think he likes his sweater

This is legit my greatest aging related fear

2 factor authentication is getting a little ridiculous. Do I REALLY need it for my water bill? I mean, if someone wants to log in and pay it for me then more power to them

We have received reports that Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and/or Customs and Border Patrol (CBP) plan to conduct actions in Wake County starting tomorrow and continuing throughout this week. If you or someone you know is undocumented, please be cautious and review the resources in the ACLU Know Your Rights Guide.

Just got this email from wake county N.C. democrat party.

I got the same advice when looking for a job a couple years ago and decided I didn’t want to work for a company that doesn’t accept me as I am. Had no problem getting a job.

Just saw 58 state trooper cars, plus 5 motorcycles drive by (I counted).

Duh. It’s only fair when it benefits the right

It’s always fun getting in trouble for being honest and factual

Crazy ramblings of a bitter and senile old man

I’m here trying to figure out how in the fuck I live in a country that elected this absolutely batshit crazy orange felon to be president

Power has been out all day and my Apple Watch is the first casualty. I really wish it had battery life longer than the life span of a mayfly

I think the emotionally handicapped should have special parking places too, except they’ll be way in back where they can have lots of space to themselves.

Republicans don’t want to give money to the “greedy” insurance companies, and they don’t want universal healthcare. So basically they just want us all to pay out of pocket or die if we can’t

The government is shutdown and the house isn’t even is session to fix it, with apparently no plan to return to DC. At what point do people say the system has failed and stand up to defend our side of the social contract? Not trying to stoke the fire, just wondering when so I can wfh that day

There was nothing on the ballot in Raleigh so that number is a little skewed. I wanted to vote!

Your regular reminder that we desperately need to overturn Citizens United and get big money out of politics.

It is among the worst Supreme Court decisions in history.

It corrupts our political system every day.

Phot of national guardsmen standing on a street corner in Washington DC

It hits different when you see it in person.

Quit making me look up shit

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Oh, now I see how it works. You shut down the govt, dismiss congress, and fire all the people who oppose you. When there’s no congress and no accountability, then you can do whatever you want.

6-1. Wtf.