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Posts by Tom Hilton

Has Trump *ever* described a white person as "low-IQ"?

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Shockingly callous of you to be so flippant about this when as you can clearly see, a car was damaged!

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Probably so. But I guarantee they never expected they would be a net two down at this point. They thought they could just steamroll their way into a net 5 or 10 gerrymandered seats, and we wouldn't do anything about it. They see everyone else as NPCs, and are shocked when they turn out not to be.

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Great photos. That area is really a target-rich environment for photographers.

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He calls out Star Wars in particular and sure a lot of their product is not very smart, but Andor is smarter than just about any drama series in the ‘80s.

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FAKE NEWS

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SAFETY ALERT: Due to unprecedented demand from Republicans, we are experiencing an acute shortage of Waaaahmbulances. No more Waaaahmbulances are available, all are currently in use. If you feel the need to whine about the VA result, please find alternate transportation to your loser safe space.

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I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

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In 2018, I and 75% of the Ohio electorate approved a constitutional amendment banning gerrymandering. In 2021, Ohio Republicans gerrymandered anyway in direct defiance of the state Supreme Court. I wish every Virginia Republican hurting right now a very sincere “lol get fukt you absolute loser.”

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They had no fucking clue what they were starting with this.

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I mean, I work at a Big Law firm and as far as I'm aware NOTHING here goes out the door without cite-checking.

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Not sure it's a great idea to be giving pilots advice on how to commit suicide

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But that's what we lowly paralegals are for!

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I mean the use of AI like this is fucking stupid, of course, but also: are they just filing shit without having it cite-checked? Do they not have any paralegals at Sullivan & Cromwell?

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People say I'm completely unqualified for the post of FBI Director, having neither law enforcement experience nor a law degree, but at least I've never had to have a SWAT team come wake me up when I was blackout drunk.

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Hence the title of Franken's book.

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Wait you mean we've lost Dershowitz? Holy shit that's huge, now I'm worried we could even lose Turley!

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Rod Serling stands in a glowing doorway, surrounded by the title Serling: A Journey Into The Twilight Zone with TV's First Visionary, by Alan Sepinwall

Rod Serling stands in a glowing doorway, surrounded by the title Serling: A Journey Into The Twilight Zone with TV's First Visionary, by Alan Sepinwall

Very excited to reveal the cover for my next book, Serling: A Journey Into The Twilight Zone with TV’s First Visionary. The book will be published by Grand Central on October 13 of this year, and pre-orders are open now: www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/alan-...

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Frame #118 from E81 Goos Pies

Frame #118 from E81 Goos Pies

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Eight headlines tracing Tucker Carlson’s journey from hating Trump to loving Trump to calling him the antichrist to being attacked by Trump to apologizing for helping elect him

Eight headlines tracing Tucker Carlson’s journey from hating Trump to loving Trump to calling him the antichrist to being attacked by Trump to apologizing for helping elect him

A story in eight ineptly collaged headlines

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In the first parenthetical that could be a plausible interpretation. In the second parenthetical, though, they list some additional possibilities, so it would have to be e.g.

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“It is also 5:30 in the south, but it’s a little warmer.”

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Yeah, and she’s a piece of shit. But he’s part of the cause.

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Also, isn’t she getting fired for her husband’s behavior?

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If I ran the zoo there would be no checked bag fees and no overhead bins.

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Checked bag fees make everything worse for everyone, for exactly this reason. I understand why people bring luggage that should be checked as carry on, but I can’t approve of it, because it makes life miserable for other passengers.

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I spent the weekend in Vegas with friends from the east coast and yesterday they were all getting frost warnings on their phones.

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This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

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I don’t care when you show up to the airport, as long as you have the decency not to bring any carry on that has to go in the overhead bins.

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