Cavs hoopin

I wonder if Bibee would bristle at the prospect of Austin Hedges catching a few of his starts in a row. Because I think it would help a lot

This man was put on Earth to make the best hospital drama of all time and it really seems like he’s put all of his attention, talents, and effort into making good on that destiny. We are so lucky!

Bibee perfect game tomorrow. You heard it here first

Man, I do not care for life without a lights out closer. Is this how everyone else has been living the past few years?

Most expressed physical acts of male frustration come across as impotent and lame. But I’ll be damned it breaking your bat over your knee doesn’t look cool as hell.

Thor:

Talk about gift wrapping a game, good lord.

That Steven Kwan character is pretty good lol

I’m so glad I deleted my Twitter with all the evidence of me begging the Guardians not to draft JJ Wetherholt

My introduction to the stock market (outside of my”set it and forget it” 401k) coincided with the beginning of COVID. I’ll never forget watching my one share of Starbucks skyrocket as every actual Starbucks location in my city was closed to all customers.

Martínez-Kwan-DeLauter is a real major league outfield.

Women, vloggers: the two genders

Amazon really needs to crack down on these Boys season 5 spoilers

Also brave of the president to admit that he had clergymen arrested during Covid

What does “the people is WEAK on crime” even mean?

I’ve really been spoiled when it comes to Cleveland pitching because Tanner Bibee is the most questionable Ace we’ve had in quite awhile

Love how this typo betrays how much you've had to think about write about shipping routes lately

I can't believe JD Vance wasn't able to seal the deal with the Iranians or the Hungarians. 😞 Tough look for Ohio's most loathed son.

Yeah I am tremendously skeptical of any and all online conspiracy theories. But even I have to admit the ear thing is weird. Best I can figure is it’s just a “idk human bodies are weird and I guess sometimes ears do that 🤷🏻”

Ok so Slade Cecconi is definitely not a “third time through the order” guy lol

Give NASA $100 trillion dollars. Liquidate all non-science infrastructure across the country.

Can’t make an omelet…

It’s so wild that an insanely sophisticated and complicated scientific process to visit a celestial body ends with simple parachutes

So like… Americans in the ‘70s watched stuff like this all the time? How did we ever stop????

The baseball brain is truly unlike anything else on Earth

Guardians pitcher Slade Cecconi wearing some sort of water tank on his back during warmups.

Slade Cecconi is a Space Marine

Atlanta’s football stadium being downtown but the baseball stadium being in the suburbs feels so unnatural

Four bylines on an expertly reported piece from a large organization with an army of lawyers. This is why I believe powerful men running media organizations into the ground is usually more intentional than incompetence (though most of them are indeed very stupid).

Just an incomprehensible level of Ball-Knowing from this guy