The following is a conversation I had with my daughter after she turned my music down for being too loud...

Her: Can you hear it?
Me: I can tell it's Eddie Vedder, so I know it's Pearl Jam.
Her: Can you understand what he's saying?

No. But that has nothing to do with the volume of the music.

What does my Letterboxd Top 4 movies say about me?

I assume "you peaked at 17 and you haven't watched a movie since."

The last thing the world needs is Neil deGrasse Tyson sharing his thoughts on Project Hail Mary.

Sometimes I like to impress my husband with my NBA knowledge.

Like this morning, when I asked "did you know Pearl Jam's original name was Mookie Blaylock?"

Millennials/Xennials/Young Gen X: may I suggest dying your hair whatever color you want while listening to your favorite playlist?

My color is purple and my playlist is Haunted Sh*t. It's haunted music for haunted b*tches.

It doesn't "fix" anything, but it's fun.

The irony of popping Tums while waiting for the time to be up to so I can wash the purple dye out of my hair is not lost on me.

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Dear Hank Green,

Why don't we yawn while sleeping?

Sincerely,
Amber

I would advise not thinking too much about how dinosaurs survived only for us to slaughter and reshape them into their former glory.

Omg. We all know that Romeo & Juliet isn't a love story.

I admit it's weird how long I can listen to Jason Mantzoukas and Hank Green talk about poop.

Your girl got the ok to reintroduce peanuts to her diet because your girl is actually not allergic to peanuts after all.

Also, your girl is no longer super allergic to hazelnuts and once she starts allergy shots, may be able to reintroduce those.

Your girl is, however, allergic to her dog.

Is there a contingency plan for the brumating turtles if something happens to their family?

I feel better when my hair is purple, but man, the journey to purple is a mess.

I need just one sitcom where the wedding of a main couple goes right.

I just don't understand what purpose it serves to feel as equally sick when I do eat as when I don't.

You either get food or you don't, body.

I have learned that good art makes you cry.

Well, it makes me cry. Good art makes me cry.

I am weirded out by how this lotion I just bought transports me back to my 16th birthday.

It is such a specific memory and it's making me tear up.

I ate too much pizza and now my stomach hurts.

My daughter was a toddler/preschooler when Black Eyed Peas dominated the radio. Boom Boom Pow will always have a special place in my heart and I don't expect anyone to understand or respect that.

A composite image showing photos of all 17 breeding UK bat species.

🦇 Bats are long-lived mammals which reproduce slowly: each female can only produce one baby per year and not all females will have babies each year. For this reason their populations are very slow to grow or recover their numbers.

www.bats.org.uk/about-bats

Image (c) Daniel Hargreaves

If you defeated me in video game combat, I believe these are the things I would leave behind in a loot box.

My top advisor has noted that some of the beads would have mystical properties. The rest are just regular ole beads.

I think we should be allowed to call out of work when our pets are being cute and cuddly.

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Digital collage | January 2026
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What are we calling the one woman AI thinks every woman looks like? And can it be AI Jane?

Do you ever think about how Barbie and Oppenheimer got really lucky recreating the success of Doom and Animal Crossing: New Horizons releasing on the same day?

Aw, I kinda miss every fourth post telling me the features I can use to increase engagement and how I'm just a total loser for not using those tools.

Does The Pitt ever have an overhead emergency page? Do we ever hear anyone overhead paging even just a code blue? Do we ever see linens or EVS in the department? Does anyone ever use the purple lid sani wipes without gloves?

If not, I'm not interested.

Does Ginger recognize all her names? I love that Echo knows every single one of ours.

Now that I no longer have access to the Kesha app, I need more bat conservation accounts to migrate over here.

I can't be a bat admirer if there are no bats in my feed to admire.