Funny how Trump doesn't drink but nominated a bunch of alcoholics

what if they did something that will actually work

pretty sexist of him to campaign against his opponent

Isn't conflating Jews with Israel famously an antisemitic trope?

why do you talk like that

I'm sure the Gestapo will behave if we ask them nicely

That's why everybody loves and trusts lawyers so much

There are lots of valid reasons to vacate a conviction, like new evidence exonerating someone who was convicted. Unfortunately it can also be abused as in this case

Iran invented the metaverse, you heard it here first

He thinks it's his job to keep the democrats on Israel's side, which is weird since I could've sworn it was the people of New York that elected him

This isn't as obscure (fed chair Alan Greenspan was known to follow it) but the Men's Underwear Index tracks purchases of men's underwear since you can put off buying new underwear when times are tough

Honestly mixing up the right leg with the left is more understandable than a liver with a spleen, at least they're both the same type of body part lol

I'm not a doctor but isn't a liver way larger than a spleen?

Who can forget all the billionaires being foreclosed and kicked out on the street after 2008

He should've gone to the clinic from that one James Bond movie. If they can turn a Korean guy white they can probably do it in reverse

I like that the fourth one is basically saying trump is too stupid to have done this knowingly

If they put him in Orlando he'll have jurisdiction over the moon too

That guy is innocent, he was hanging out with me that day

It's great but also I can no longer hear Piece of my Heart without thinking of the Chunk of my Lung parody

Yeah, the decision to set it in the 80s makes their lives really depressing since they gave everything up for a country that fell apart like 5 years later

Republicans are in big trouble in November if they can't win in Kuala Lumpur anymore

Ozaukee County also looks good for Taylor! Big flip there

Kamala Harris won Door County

won't someone think of my nauseatingly large family??

lol

this is like trying to analyze the chess strategy of a player who is eating the pieces

Makes sense, everyone knows Jesus drove a Honda but he didn't talk about it

"For I did not speak of my own Accord" John 12:49

I can't wait to use the AI agent that buys me 100 cartons of eggs from a random Target in Iowa

how would you prove that a guy didn't exist

a blank white background with the text "footage not found"

yeah who could forgot all that effort he put in