hell yea

commissioning a mural of Monkey D. Luffy looking somber holding a sign that says "ONE PEACE"

i think all the time about how you never see bichon or frenchie puppygirls

i love looking like a jrpg character

"hrrnnmgg... otacon... what can you tell me about .... Big Balls?"

hideo kojima ass shenanigans

something something Tryhards Arguing Over Nothing

"oh Maeve how did you get into rapier fencing?" my chosen legal middle name is Ianthe take a wild guess

we out here bein OBNOXIOUS

i blame the lesbian romance novels

just made up a guy to get mad at: cis anarchist guy who yells at trans women for making estradiol vial earrings bcuz they are "supporting big pharma"

😂

tbh the prospect of bangs also tempts me

Photo of graffiti saying "And Then They Came For Me" in red paint on the outside of a poke restaurant at night.

i approve

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my three passions:
stab
get stabbed
eat borger

i have an absolutely UNHINGED joke i could make but i am NOT doing it on this account or in your public replies lmao

i can tell the surgery recovery boredom is starting to get to you

sometimes i post things on there that may seem more thematically appropriate for this account, but its not that @14n7h3.bsky.social is my HEMA account, its that its my "this is where people im friends with on Facebook can find me" account

if i block you on my other account its no hard feelings, i just use that account more for very 18+ stuff and more personal stuff and im not sure i want people i might interact with at, say, a HEMA tournament to recognize me for the stuff i post there

would anyone be able to let me know if that guy who wore short shorts to a longsword tournament and got into weird facebook beef with josh dale joins bluesky so i can block him

to the transgender lesbian, this wisdom is, of course, intuitive.

"while you were having premarital sex, i studied the blade"

the wise sage knows these to be one and the same

"HEMA fencers dont have sex" maybe you dont. im on a different level, though.

hear me out. we wear cool shoelaces, maybe with little swords for the aglets.

and then when we see someone with the HEMA shoelaces we say "hey i like your shoelaces" and then the correct response is "thanks i stole them from john clements" and then i am euthanized for making this joke

FFS day 3: eyes swelling shut, but still reading posts. this is probably what the orchestra on the Titanic felt like

while you were partying, i studied the glade. counting the trees, looking at bugs. one time i saw a bobcat. check out this cool rock