He had two covfefe, one of them was one covfefe too many for him

My fav is still:
Twenty f*cking five to one, me gambling days are done
I bet on a horse called the Bottle of Smoke, and my horse won

"It's a strong, tough Union, and it was crying and it said 'Sir... President, thank you for saving me.' Very powerful Union, wanted to kiss me" #SOTU

Hey everyone! In this thread I have already kept track of all the factually true things that Trump said in his #SOTU address

I think I might have found a killer app for AI -- it is absolutely maddening to try to determine of which of these Republicans idiots is the stupidest at any given moment; the competition is FIERCE.

And it's quite the competitive field

I made that touchdown happen, you're welcome Seattle

Finally an American Football game that lives up to the name... 45 minutes of nothing but footing the ball thus far.

Seriously! Duolingo didn't quite prepare me for all of that lol

He seems like a perfectly reasonable bunny if you ask me

I am very much looking forward to the tsunami of Turning Point / Kid Rock mockery that is undoubtedly coming soon

My children were apparently weirdly uninterested in investment accounts at age 9.

Hurry up and yank those kids off the playground, because with the Trump Economy if they start saving in kindergarten maybe they can retire by 75 years old!

As Teddy Roosevelt famously said, "Ramble incoherently, and make sure people are aware that you've got a big stick that you could use -- in fact, that unless you decide to use it, where you would be frankly unstoppable, you won't get anything -- but you aren't going to"

Dude, Björk will END you

Hey, government representatives @repbonnie.bsky.social, @kim.senate.gov, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social: Do something. They are killing citizens.

As you can tell from my current profile pic, I'm also a fan!

Members of Spinal Tap reacting to being presented their completely blank solid black album cover for "Smell the Glove"

Adding to his already immense legacy, it seems that Rob Reiner predicted the 2025 DOJ Epstein Files release way back in 1984.

I understand that the position of FIFA U.S. Attorney for the State of New Jersey is still available to her, however.

In fairness, he's the "Speaker of the House", not the "Thinker"

Happy Birthday!

I think you knew I'd like this one if I saw it ;)

Yeah, I originally "liked" this post, but seeing the list of NO votes so very conveniently curated so that none of them are on the block for at least 3 years, I'm inclined to think you didn't fight all that hard. Call for Schumer to step down. Then I'll maybe believe you.

Lucy always pulls the football away, you fool.

"Sure, we might be losing at the end of 9 innings, but we'll get them in the 11th!"

www.eia.gov/petroleum/ga...

Avg US = $3.02
($2.51 Gulf Coast and $2.80-$4.13 elsewhere)

Looking forward to tomorrow morning when Mike Johnson is asked about the election and says he doesn't know anything about it because he's been sooo busy

Woohoo! TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYBODY! #Election2025

I am incredibly excited to see how Mikie Sherrill updates the shitter at the Governor's mansion

Shhhhhhhhhhhh

It's very weird feeling happy on an election night