Sooooo my doctor thinks I have sleep apnea

Internet Archive would accept them as donations, and apparently have donation points in England. But, they don't make any guarantees when or if they'll digitise them

help.archive.org/help/how-do-...

I won't accept anything other than Yorkshire Tea, or blue sky tea from Atkinson's Lancaster

I use slack one week every year (at least for the past 4 years) for an event and let me tell you it is the one app I despise with all of my conscious being

I use Decathlon's inner tubes that have sealant in them. Dramatically reduced the number of ride-ending punctures I got. Downside is, the goop makes them nearly impossible to patch. Upside is, the tubes are only like £7 AND I connected Decathlon to Google fit and that gives me free credit weekly

The Crowne Plaza hotel, opposite BBC Scotland

diff (a black/orange/white cat, aka me) with a sheriff badge balanced on her nose

#Scotiacon

Nah, not the wing, and I've only ever looked at the M32 (wasn't that impressed compared to the x32 tbh).

I do desperately want a go on a wing though. Seems like a fun workflow

Never been to a drag show until last night. Good vibes would recommend

You can fix being cold too (add layers), but it's hard to fix being hot

Real

I once saw an ATM rebooting. Ran windows 7. They hacked the login screen to yell "DO NOT PUT YOUR CARD IN"

"where's the cheese"
"it *is* the sauce"

Ooh looking forward to it!

Important: cooking is entirely based on vibes

* This is the quantum bit. The recipe is in superposition between a chicken tikka curry, sweet and sour chicken, and Kung Pao chicken, until the recipe is "observed" (the sauce is selected) at which point it's state collapses into one of the three

- oil in pan
- garlic in pan, stir till aromatic or colour change
- half your onions, stir till visibly softer
- chicken, until cooked
- all onion all bell pepper, 2-4 mins until soft
- CHOOSE A SAUCE*.
- sauce, added one wooden spoon at a time (stir for 20-30secs each time)

QUANTUM CHICKEN

- Chicken diced
- Sweet & sour sauce
- Kung Pao sauce
- Chicken Tikka sauce
- bell pepper diced
- red onion diced with a mix of finely and mediumly
- oil (not diced)
- garlic (smash with side of knife, peel, really ultra finely dice)

You will not use all three sauces

I kinda assume that a following of 1k+ and you're not keeping up with everyone. And 10k+ you're keeping up with noone and just trying to get follow backs

All, like, in the past 4-5 months lol

Yea. I kinda have thought for like 4 years now I have ADHD. But that particular "symptom" wasn't really that clear until I had 7pm monster lol

I don't really get the "URL shortener bad" thing. I understand what they're getting at, but like, there are also completely real URL shorteners like aka.ms and g.co and a.co

Are we meant to train people "hey don't click shortened URLs! Except here's a list of shortened URLs you can click"

I think there's a chance I'm one of those people for whom caffeine makes them sleepier

You have my attention. I love protocol fuckery

In other depressing things that didn't make news:
we hit the first irreversible milestone in climate change in the past month. We've sent some warm water coral reefs into a negative feedback loop that will do major damage to them.

But they distracted us when it happened

youtu.be/4zBoXY5YeVo

Thank you lol

Right now, Pipeline Punch. Also really liked Pacific Punch. Yet to try others :3 it's very funny the phrase "I have Lando Norris in the fridge" is entirely legitimate

Huh. Lot of things about girlfriend in that post. That...that wasn't how it was meant to come across lmao. Ok I hide in embarrassment

To catch you up
- Got a girlfriend
- went to core element (was good)
- girlfriend moved in
- had a birthday
- girlfriend got me addicted to monster (am drinking one rn [probably bad idea at 7pm])

Questions comments concerns?

That's smart. I shoulda done that. Instead I kinda, just, ate my two boxes...oops. and I started into the gluten/dairy free stuff too

People think I'm generally insane when I tell them I learned how to use a dishwasher before I ever actually had one

Things have been going well! Not much cycling though - apart from the commute as always - because... well... I kinda accidentally got a girlfriend lol