Takis

oh my God, whoever does Glamour’s socials deserves a raise

It’s OK to mute a discord server and shove it into a folder conveniently located at the bottom of your list, out of sight. You know, for your mental health and all that jazz.

I ran a half marathon yesterday and didn’t cross the threshold to my house until 24 hours later thanks to the LAX shutdown causing a cascade of flight delays. AMA…

a hamster is standing in front of a bottle of coca cola ALT: a hamster is standing in front of a bottle of coca cola

I fell into HamsterTok. I had hamsters when I was a kid. Had no clue what I was doing. They bred and the mom snacked on a few. I got bitten a few times, too. I didn’t realize how traumatized I was by the experience until I swiped and saw their evil, beady little eyes on TikTok. Tiny. Fuzzy. Demons.

LA: we will fight you. Chicago: we will fight you. PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

It’s the Portland way.

Ahhh clarification: totally ok to have opinions and I’m trying to invoke The Dude. I have no ill intentions.

a man with long hair and a beard is drinking milk from a cup ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is drinking milk from a cup

Well, that’s just like… your opinion, man.

🎻: Adagio for Tron - Daft Punk (Tron: Legacy)
#TronLegacy #Tron #film
#DaftPunk #soundtrack
#violacover #viola #music

Well of course racists would see it that way. They’re just degenerates.

We banned a guy on the Steam forums for repeatedly saying there were “too many women” in our game

So he flipped his positive review to negative

Still totally worth it

This is how you know that those degenerates live in an alternate reality. In what world would someone as vile as him be, in any way whatsoever, considered for the Nobel Peace Prize?

*inbreed

But yes.

We were always at war with Eurasia.

There’s lots of fan service!

Fuckcycle.

IYKYK

Can’t do IMAX :( I get really sick. I thought it was good. I don’t know why people automatically hate Jared Leto films. Seems stupid.

At the theater for one of the first Tron: Ares showings. Going in as a fan with low expectations, so maybe I’ll be surprised.

That’s the second version they released a while ago. I had reviewed it as well.

Side note: underrated movie

Am I the only one getting slammed with “Duolingo for the Bible” ads on TikTok? It’s nothing I’d ever interact with yet it’s showing up every 5 videos like clockwork.

In anticipation of Tron Ares, I made my guild's A-row base in Dune: Awakening look like a Recognizer this week. #duneawakening

Article obviously written by someone who has zero experience with AI.

The home library renovation is going quite well! I need more books though.

Devon is an amazing human and a million times more qualified for the job than the alleged Blizzard Breast Milk Bandit. Nintendo is in VERY good hands.

I have a mighty need…

Mood. :(

Wow. Excellent teaching and rhetorical technique! I wish I had a math teacher like Howie!

So about that whole “let’s get a ADHD diagnosis” thing……..