An ‘80s buddy road trip movie where two mismatched people have to endure each other through mishaps and bickering only to find that they have more in common than not.
Plus, one of them is a dog.
The lack of alt text on some of the posts I’m seeing today is poor form.
All power and positivity to you and your mother, Anni.
It is going to cost me $6,000-$12,000 to fight CBSA as they criminalize me, a sex worker, for "smuggling obscenity" in the form of 60+ works of popular fiction by authors like William Gibson, Anne Rice, JG Ballard and Murakami
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Please help me survive this!
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It’s unnecessary bullshit. Sorry you had to deal with that.
"If it’s going to be competitive, I have to fight back."
NEW #AudioPorn! Part 2 of the competitive #GangBang fantasy, now with NEW art by @stuartcb.bsky.social!
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/gang-ba... Note how Stuart picks up on the best detail - the ice-cold can of cider for mid-fuck refreshment 😍
If you're on @girlonthenet.bsky.social's Patreon - you can listen right now to The Counting House - an audioporn story inspired by having OCD and fisting :D it's a belter :D
thank you for hosting Ms Net :D x x x
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This is a thought/image/memory that enters my mind daily.
I’d forget most things in this situation - my name, what day it is, how to speak - but I’ll never forget that.
Probably still not enough tea made to knock ‘knocking the top off’ off the top…!
Are we counting brews/wanks from other people, or just self made/abused?!
Happy Polaroid Week! Black and white self portrait of me, a woman, lying on my right side on a hardwood floor in light from a window. I am nude with my butt and torso showing and half of my legs. I'm wearing a black long glove and resting my hand on my hip in a classic pose. Adam Phillips's quote was cited in Mating in Captivity by Esther Perel.
“Eroticism is an imaginative act, and you can’t measure it. We glorify efficiency and fail to recognize that the erotic space is a radiant interlude in which we luxuriate, indifferent to demands of productivity; pleasure is the only goal.” ~Adam Philips
#SelfPortrait #Polaroid 📷©vivibene1
Happy #SinfulSunday folks! Treat yourselves this morning (or whatever time it is for you) with this tale of a sun soaked shag in the coastal tall grass.
Hitch that #sundress up and get amongst it!
I’m currently having a quite different sweaty Sunday, but me and my nips say hi!
Happy #SinfulSunday folks! Treat yourselves this morning (or whatever time it is for you) with this tale of a sun soaked shag in the coastal tall grass.
Hitch that #sundress up and get amongst it!
I’m currently having a quite different sweaty Sunday, but me and my nips say hi!
🥺 again
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An electronic scoreboard depicting Scotland 7 - England 84
Good day: getting to watch the Red Roses continue their incredible winning streak with 12 tries at a sunny Murrayfield with loved ones and many overdue beers.
Great day: the ease with which Women’s Rugby supporters interact and chat and laugh and share and epitomise sports-person-ship. Incredible.
Even to be entertained in the thought process has me reeling in the best way.
Thank you, Jaimie, that’s topped off an already brilliant day.
Thanks K, that’s very much appreciated, and I’m deeply glad you enjoyed it.
“Touch my cunt. Slowly.”
You command. I obey.
Stunning NEW #AudioPorn written and read by @spenpritchard.bsky.social and I'm sorry but I cannot handle the way this man says 'cunt' 🤤
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Excellent news! Very glad you enjoyed it, L. Thank you.
That’s a spell I can get behind.
I love the word. I love saying it, writing it, thinking it, and I love that it has a certain affect on some people…
It’s Friday night. What else have you got going on aside from listening to me say ‘cunt’ too many times in an ‘adopted Geordie’ accent?!
Probably lots to be honest, but spare me 15 minutes, will you? 😉
#AudioPorn #Erotica #Cunt #Sundress
Most definitely. At least one to hold the device you’re reading from…
Despite our best efforts, multiple crises in the arts and charitable sector, and the ongoing patriarchal stance on inclusiveness mean that the Vagina Museum continues to struggle. We are having to have serious conversations about our long-term future. And now, more than ever, we need your help...
*spits tea across room, respectfully*
SOME REDDISH WORK🕯️
with Marcus Quillan + @mariariot.bsky.social +
@vextape.bsky.social + Cora
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I’m sure I’ll think of something to occupy them…!
I need a new tattoo. Definitely going to be a couple of magpies, but the question is whereabouts and what are the little theivey scamps up to!