"Get off of Spider-Man's back or good luck finding a writing job for even the Enquirer."

-Anon

"Christ, I hope not.

I mean, at least for engineers, maybe, but my life choices should not be the basis for anyone's path."

"Ain't anything dumb about having good role models in our lives.

And yeah, that's why."

Beep boop.

Someone feed the damn cat.

"Well, I was only 2 when this came out, but Jarvis used to play this a lot when he drove me around.

You'd have liked him."

"Damn, I love this song."

Gosh, at least he's thinking about him...

His security system analyzed the lobby. It analyzed this stranger, not being able to make sense of the biometrics coming off of him.

Tony got alerted on E.D.I.T.H. and he looked over the footage on his glasses.

"The f-

What am I looking at FRIDAY?"

<Not sure, boss.>

He raised his hands with an exasperating sigh.

"Can't hurt."

Hooray...

"Sure... Laugh. Free country I guess."

He threw a tabloid in the trash, with the headline of "The Stark Arts" with a photoshopped photo of him in a black robe and pentagrams behind him.

"WHO LEAKED TO THE PRESS ABOUT MY IMPROMPTU RITUAL??"

||: Webbly would never!!

||: I’ve just been chalking it up as another bot

||: ok wtf even is a chitlan. I just keep blocking it

He sighed.

“Yeah, I can try.”

|: Kurt Holy Hours?

"Fair. What about a black card with the funds for the bed?"

He customized his direct line with the disconnected line audio.

"We're sorry. The number you have dialed has been disconnected or is no longer in service."

Followed by a dial tone if they stay to the end.

"Nothing. That's the best part of having a lot. You can give a lot."

"Careful. It can split apart like a tape worm, so you need to destroy all of it, or get it all in one place.

It also hacked and stole some suits. Had to go analog for a bit to keep everything safe. We're on a new system now I invented. I'll send you the memo."

"The ads sell themselves.

Pepper saw the title and just said 'absolutely not.'

I think it's funny."

"That reminds me, I need to start my In Bed With Stark campaign where we hand out free smart mattresses for those in need."

"Just ask, Kinney.

Just ask.

I'll even get it with a footwarmer."

"IT WASN'T INTENTIONAL!

Look, apparently torture chambers in Hell emulate your worst memories and one of mine was making Ultron with the mind stone. When I managed to break out... I guess an emulated mind stone is just as powerful as a real one so...

My torture chamber turned into...

That."

"Right.

So, Rogers, Technovore.

Technovore, go away."

"Well... Shit again. That was good while it lasted."

"If fighting it was fun, I'd have had a better zinger...

This thing is just psychotic... And it knows demonic magic."

"I'm hoping it'll be him."