I don’t know but I’ll have the blueberry ragamuffins

Hey, why didn’t my stupid prompt question go viral?

Islamicize a Guy Fieri-branded restaurant by changing only 1 letter:

Tex Wahabi

Molotov mocktail

Michigan 2026 NCAA Champs!

Is that a picture of them? Assessing Mideast ceasefire prospects?

“…risked everything for this country 🫡 …uhhh gugg gugg gugg!”

Iran, US and Israel deaths creeping up…except US, which has been at 37 for weeks

Good thing our troops gained invincibility a few weeks ago!

Still got a bunch of ICE losers here at LaGuardia, even with no crowds.

Mostly they’re walking around, but some of them are working one of the two security lanes.

Everyone is choosing to go in the busier lane with real TSA while the ICE lane is empty.

Small shoes…job you lose?

Does this joke only work if the Lady Gaga song is already in your head? I thought it was pretty good

This is Pulitzer shit right here.

Papa ROTC

I use this often, FYI. Thanks!

I’m Rebecca smokin on that soup

I’ve got a business imposition for you…

Sure. Doesn’t mean it is a good business model to follow, i.e. paying your CEO more in one year than the company has ever made in its history (unless you have said infinite money cheat code)

I similarly have been predicting doom for Tesla, and while I was wrong…was I really wrong?

It just seems a few special snowflakes in this world get infinite money to play with, so nothing they do matters.

He’s not the only one questioning these constantly shifting, circular deals and the mind-boggling amounts of $ involved.

Reading the headlines I basically reach the same conclusions.

CSA doesn’t stand for Carter Space Art

Mitch Deadberg?

6 decades of a crushing embargo and covert interference?

Somebody thought this was a good name for a restaurant in the most diverse neighborhood in the world

Congrats to my special boy

Particulates matter

1 dog alone = happy

2 dogs together = maybe happy, maybe vicious territorial battle

3+ dogs together = ECSTASY!

You just made me visualize Fetterman in a toga

Uh, I meant pain for Philly, yeah