omg hi chiitan:3

A pic of Zoro from One Piece rowing a rowboat and looking to his left while smiling. The overlaid/opaque text says "when nothing goes right, go left."

got put back on my og Tues-Sat work schedule 😮‍💨 easy come easy go ig

So true!! And thanks for listening, friend! 😁

*golf clap* 😁

I self-reflected myself and she probably thought I was coming at HER initially. Probably thought I was being snotty. Glad I stewed on it instead of just going off on her 😬

I'm definitely in the must-think-before-speak part of my cycle haha

I'm gonna be thinking about this all day

Yeah, coworkers really are make-or-break sometimes, aren't they

The flextape meme, the guy is labeled "me" the leaking water tank is "the luteal saddies" and the flex tape stopping the flow of water is the doritos cool ranch logo

I can fix this

for real 😭 still gonna be spicy about it though 😂 some after-work ice cream might be in the cards for me today

She's usually not lazy is the thing! Just her coming at me like that though, I was like damn maybe self reflect, friend 😂 our store morale is pretty low atm 😭

Save your snotty tone for when you actually do your job, mmkay?

Man, I'm feeling spicy today 😂😭

"you shouldn't have to worry about morning stocking because I always get it done the night before"

Girl tell me why we had a pallet of 30 crates of milk that did Not get stocked last night

chat I'm so mad

My boss told me and my new coworker I'm training to focus on our job and not worry about the other stuff

And I was like okay but we often get roped into the other stuff like we'll have to do opening stocking and stuff

And my other coworker was like (snotty tone) ->

🧵

LOOT THAT BOD-AY!! 🪈

urk now I'm getting a headache 🙃

Glad I'm starting to keep track of the ocular migraines I'm having now, because I had one two months ago and then another one just today, and they both lasted exactly 30 minutes 😕

Ended the night by finally meeting ride-or-die bestie Adéwalé, heroically rescuing my new crew via the power of Friendship and these swords I found, and then sailing directly into a water spout and killing everyone 🥰 time to sleep

a little boy is sitting on the floor playing with a toy car . Alt: That vine of a kid getting an avocado for Christmas and the kid says "an avocado! Thaaaanks..."

Wow, you'll be able to buy... like two and a half gallons of gas maybe, wow thaaanks 😂😭

Assassin's Creed: Black Flag A top-down view of Edward Kenway perched on the edge of a roof, looking down upon the carnage he hath wrought (like ten or fifteen Spanish soldiers fighting bums in the street)

caused a riot then dipped ✌️😘

Careful, that bowser back there looks like he's gonna steal it

Perception Check (Official Music Video) - Tom Cardy YouTube video by Tom Cardy

@worldofwelstar.bsky.social I needed this today, thought you might as well 😊

youtu.be/8HqLysSnnlQ

🫂😭

I feel better now...

... but boss don't need to know that 😂

boss makes a dollar

I make a dime

That's why I hide in the bathroom with debilitating tummy aches on company time

Yeah what are they gonna do, send you home early? 😂😭

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It's that time of year where management randomly freaks out about earbuds 😮‍💨 so until they forget again, I'm not allowed to listen to my cute little podcasts on Mondays 🥺

Smoke one for me today, friends 🍃😔