OK but only because you asked so nicely

Correct
Plus the satiety-while-chewing effect only works if you use another piece of gum but in a different flavour so you're all but forced to by DOZENS of packs at a time for the sake of being able to feel somewhat full for a short time as you rapidly balloon

Tons of fun - probably literally!

It's the one thing that makes me feel better whenever I find I've accidentally lost weight (again). They're all still there...just waiting to be filled and make more...never leaving, never refusing...just dormant

Enabled into gorging yourself into a giant stack of lardy pancake-rolls, sinking into yourself with the reflexive jiggling of every guzzling gulp, too addicted and desperate for more to ever stop....

Instead of the blueberry defect, the issue is that it's actually packed with a 3 course meal for a family of 7

Just a few (hundred(dozen)) tons more...

My man's the perfect starter size call that the public restroom

Telling you "Happy 420" every morning like it's not fully the 4th of October 2029

Looking forward to reading this exact same post in 2-3 months time except you eat the entire thing in a single meal instead

Kissing you on the belly and forehead (not the mouth tho, that's for filling with food)

You sit down saying the food looks really good and a button flies off before anyone has even put anything on your plate....

And let's not forget d) your new goal should be to get so big so fast that whoever placed the highest bet is still technically wrong because there's no feasible way it would be fair to round the number down so low (not to mention skewing the bets higher for next time too)

Being fat is what makes them pretty

Merry weedmas to all my stoner friends I want you to get so ludicrously high you forget you already ate 7 meals and suddenly panic because you "haven't eaten all day" (it is barely noon and you will do this at least 6 more times before bed)

What if they're all taking bets on how much bigger you'll be next time you see em...

The women deserve APOLOGIES

Absolutely dripped out in the only acceptable autism uniform we love to see it

Probably the fact that you always seem to be getting just a bit bigger at all times, no matter what. Must be the constant desire to eat, grow and fatten that you exude, hmm?

My beloved husband who definitely hasn't gained any weight since we got married ❤️❤️

I just know they sound like ducks on pavements when they run across the castle flagstones

Ironically I haven't actually gotten any art of him done yet since I prefer to work through things chronologically when it comes to the historical bunch and therefore we have every major time period from the 11th century onward to go before he gets Drawn(tm)

Today I am listening to certain music thinking about my 2000s partyboy raver OC. He's the purest, most distilled piece of British council estate/working class culture I have ever created, based off the big brother of one of my childhood besties

I love him so much I just wanna hit him with a car

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY

Mark is turning out to be more like his Dad, fucked up
#Anonreguest #MaleWG #weightgain

LOVE the expression you gave him!!! You always do faces so well, on top of the fabulous guts ofc

I think everyone should have a Vault 10 fallout OC just for the hell of it

Does this to u

Fat Robert also wakes up and immediately thinks about fat Robert because I installed a mirror above his bed

Some people have misunderstood this.

We literally saw how Claude itself, coded by Claude, turns one API call into a DOS of thousands upon thousands of API calls done in the sloppiest fucking way possible.

This postmortem shows Bluesky vibecoded a function to DOS itself, in a similarly stupid way.

Mealtimes are about enjoyment and savouring the flavour

This is feeding, plain and simple and effective. Open up!