Christmas Story "Double Dog Dare You!" that leads you two to this moment 😂

Beerber

True of them
False of them
And/or/not/nor of them

Afroman should never have been given that job as the head of public works.

All of our water is now bong water.

I think that last one might have been a cleverly disguised 7-11 ad...

The only rub is that the rate won't last forever. We're going to have ups and downs. I'd split the difference and maybe go double, putting the rest into either high-yield savings/CDs OR into a solid return non-retirement investment account and just eat the $$$ for cap gains when necessary.

Yeaaaaah, that stalled me for a bit too. I ended up making triple payments and knocked it out last year because really the freedom of the payment being gone is wild.

Oh this is a BABY

That may or may not be how we ended up with the dining room set at the cabin. I managed to disassemble the table and get it and all the chairs into the back of my tiny Kia.

I can absolutely see you tooling around town picking up stuff for the house in a Sambar.

Smash or pass?

"Ehhhhhhhhhh"

M O I S T

Hey friends if you could please check and see if the place you work at is hiring for a Site Reliability Engineer/Devops engineer in the Seattle area OR remote, and let me know. That would be so awesome. Husband has been laid off since May and we need to get him working asap. It’s a dire situation

Chain-smoking robot

Fucking got you

That's so nice!!!

Hey Bsky followers!

Amras is a really good wolf and if you have any leads on jobs in their field please let them know.

Amras is a sweetheart and helped me get my feet on the ground when I moved to NC, so I'd do anything to help pay it back.

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Have you seen him?

Now you have!

You kind of have to go through an approved dock first. It's a while thing.

Gotta figure that some industrial machines running fucking Windows CE Embedded and Win 7 Embedded are going to HAVE to upgrade soon in order to not become giant security bombs so they need the software on those to just keep working.

Please to not die, thank you.

"Where there was one set of footprints, that was where I carried you.

Oh this part? This is where I put you back down and you absolutely ate shit trying to get your feet under you. Sorry about that."

The mood, even though I know my friends like me

"Where there was one set of footprints, that was where I carried you.

Oh this part? This is where I put you back down and you absolutely ate shit trying to get your feet under you. Sorry about that."

Seadoo by night, sailors delight
Seadoo by morning, sailors take warning

Dog coded

I got some Tempurpedic foam ones, a square and then one of those ones with the dip in the middle and I stack them and it's been a changer!

Also occasionally sleeping with my feet on a pillow as well to reset my back!

Second this. As a back injury haver, I can't understate the importance of good pillows!