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Xunami is truly the people's princess

Howdy! (Goodnight 🫶)

I'm good! How are you?
(I'm so sorry, I totally forgot to reply to this 😭)

LMAOOO

(But, also, real)

Bella, I knew, I was just looking for her 😭😭😭

I hope you have a great time!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet???

Because they lactose

Hey

bluesky bios be like 100 years old puppydog brat tamer democrat, need a 20 year old white boy whose chest is primed to be shat on . 1/2 of Gay podcast

😭

LMAOOO, why did it link to that?

I'm doing pretty well. How are you?

Oh, damn 💀. Good luck, dude 🙏

onika:

You got this 🙏

I've run into this thing like 3 times today

can you believe a movie was allowed to be called Octopussy

Bands as transportation options, ranked in descending order of convenience:

Wings
UFO
Cars
Train
REO Speedwagon
Band of Horses
Jefferson Airplane
Jefferson Starship
Mountain Goats
Eagles
Rolling Stones
Mastodon
Dinosaur Jr
Led Zeppelin
Death Cab for Cutie

Or that photo of the kid pissing on Trump....like, we get it

It should have gone:
Gladiator
Gladiators
Gladiator³
Gladiator Resurrection

I mag never know what taking the lyrics and holding space with it means and I don’t want to know what it means. Don’t tell me. I want this to remain confusing, chaotic and cringe to that special point where pain becomes pleasure

Hi

Roses are red
Violets are blue
"But you're here with us
So, so are you"

can y’all watch them while I go smoke

WOAH

@jimmyoutsold.bsky.social
(I'm so sorry)

i keep forgetting to do anything all day