Then incentivize the duration rather than the end condition, like keep a timer and go for a high score, or like, edging?
It's clear they haven't put in any amount of focus testing, but I don't think it's unsalvageable.
(To peace and dignity, if you can't have health. I'll miss you, Grandpa, but my aim's getting better.)
Oh no, how many pikachus had to die for your poké salad?
Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”
How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)
Omg it's Ness Earthbound
Enough horsing around!
Nay.
That horse ain't going very fast, are you sure you're good at this?
Me when I sheepishly disclose the contents of my furry folder
"vibecession" thought: housing is a huge part of perceived wealth, and prices are high and supply is low, which means a lot of people in the Bluesky age range are at the career stage where they thought they'd have a house like their parents did, and instead they have a run-down 1BR in Outer Assville
Tower you doin'?
Not feeling good about giving my hard earned money to the oligarchs, to fund illegal & unnecessary "wars,"or fund any of this admin's crooked schemes.
Not at all 'good.'
All the engravings elevate the beauty to breathtaking
Just tried a frog-flavored beer.
You can really taste the hops.
Edging to Dark Souls porn: it's hard and you can't beat it
Me: I’d like a bottle of wine please.
Waiter: What year?
Me: I’d like it right now…
That's about when I realized I could turn it into a dick joke, spot on.
*repeats mantra* I don't need to be funny on every post I see. I don't need to make jokes about everything. I am loved even when I am not comedic.
Guy who just unzipped his pants for me: 😶
A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric
I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
That's a baseless accusation, if you ignore the existing bases of "heh" and that I "like doing it in the bot"
I'd say I'm bringing smurfarangs back, but mine just blue past.
the mustache is critical to the design
what the fuck a bot liked my post before I finished posting it
weird lookin' hot dog
Good lookin', sure, but if I get that thrown to me at a ball game, we've got hands on our hands.
Here, they're connected directly to the pilot's nervous system, and if you don't discover the right blend of shampoos and oils, that pilot's gonna be in more distress than her foes, and you're looking at easily ten, twenty fewer kills and too much cortisol to filter without a full-body detox."
That's a lot of soot, that's a lot of grime, that's a lot of debris. We've seen the insides of steelworks before, and while these joints are industry standard over there, and there you can get them back to peak performance with a pressure washer and a steel brush.
"In all my times on this show, of all the jobs I've covered, this one has to be one of the dirtiest. In this limb there are over four thousand PSIs of pressure as the sole support for this AC-30 Rotary Cannon, used in combat engagements routinely lasting for upwards of sixty hours.
I play one card face down and end my post
not the first civilization-level schism from unregulated parasites on the web.
It's harrowing realizing how much, being back here even slightly, the well practiced impulse to comment on every issue, every little thing happening. If I've learned one thing from being away though, it's that not only does no one really need to hear my opinion... I don't even need to have one.
