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Louisiana Advances One of the Country’s ‘Cruelest’ Anti-Homeless Bills | Common Dreams One homeless advocacy group said the bill, which would require homeless people to perform unpaid labor to pay for involuntary treatment, "evokes debtor’s prisons, convict leasing, and the ugliest day…

Louisiana has advanced a disturbing new bill that would force homeless people to choose between jail & forced treatment & make them pay for it, or be forced to perform unpaid labor. This bill evokes Louisiana's long history of chain gangs, prison labor, & entrenched white supremacy. buff.ly/N7fzRa6

ideal blunt rotation, blazin bev edition

Antonin (Augusto Bandini) catches a glimpse of his friend Lucienne as she gets ready for the beach in Prix de Beauté (1930):

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Checking “Not an organ donor” at the DMV because I actually need all of my organs embalmed and placed into little jars so that I can be judged properly by Anubis in the Hall of Ma’at.

Time for your medication

Maybe they should try to not suck? Maybe that's something?

Lmao ok dude

It'd be nice if there were a single Democratic politician in California who isn't a fucking mutant

Three panel comic. Panel 1: person who has post-op bandages wrapped around their nose, nervously holding someone’s hand. Another speaker off panel says, “alright… let’s get these bandages off.” Panel 2: the person is gleefully looking at themself in a handheld mirror, their friends are overjoyed. Their new nose is a gigantic, elongated and pointed sword shape. Panel 3: they are jumping out of the ocean with a smile on their face, in unison with two swordfish who are also breaching the water.

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1-NANCY IS HOLDING HER DOLL NANCY: MAY I USE YOUR SUN-TAN LAMP, AUNT FRITZI? FRITZI: O.K. DEAR P2- NANCY IS WEARING SHADES AS SHE IS STANDING IN FRONT OF THE SUN LAMP, SHE IS STILL HOLDING HER DOLL NANCY: MMM --- THIS FEELS GOOD P3- NANCY IS VERY UPSET AND BEGINS TO CRY… BAW WAAA P4-NANCY: IT MELTED MY DOLL NANCY HOLDS OUT WHATS LEFT OF HER DOLL MUCH TO THE SURPRISE OF FRITZI

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 21,1959

Yes. This is what the people deserve

Yes. I mean, no! Fuck!

Screenshot of tweet: “Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats [location pin emoji] SF Bay Area We still have all these very adoptable kittens waiting for homes somehow: Goomba, Toadette, Carol & Hubert, and Soda Can They're getting close to 1 year old and are getting passed up for younger kittens. They're all extremely sweet” [four photos of of 5 adorable older kittens] 4:38 PM • 4/18/26 from Earth • 121K Views

🚨 Haley/@feederofcats’s Friends of Bear Cat Rescue needs your help! Somehow these adorable kittens STILL haven’t been adopted! As they say “These babies deserve homes and families, not to be sitting in an enclosure for a year”. Please spread the word! In CA? Adopt! www.friendsofbearcatrescue.org!

No! No!!

Cat Distribution System strikes again

Watch out, this one got skills

Yes, Israel is destroying Lebanon's breadbasket. This is why I have been saying that Israel's goal is to destroy Lebanon itself.

Maybe I should run for president. Not for real, for money. Like most politicians

Wish I had sexy friends like this who brought me life juice

He keeps banging into walls hahaha I'm dying

Lmao oh no, new guy almost drove the chariot vacuum through the window

A tree sparrow is speaking: "Artistic creation shouldn't be considered carelessly! Good art is made deliberately! With emotion! Physical exertion! If you aren't crying or bleeding by the end, you'd better look into another lifestyle...". We see a class of birds with piles of sticks and a big banner that reads "Intro to nest building" made out of twigs. The teacher continues: "Ok! Does everyone have their bundle of soft moss?"

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4 Screenshots from the movie "The Fog" (1980): First, an older man in a sailor's cap sits by a campfire on a beach at night, telling a story to children seated around the fire; subtitle reads, "One hundred years ago, on the 21st of April...". Second, the same scene continues with the fire casting dramatic shadows on the storyteller’s face and subtitle reads, "out on the waters around Spivey Point...". Third, the fire burns brightly in the center as the man gestures while speaking; subtitle reads, "a small clipper ship drew toward land." Fourth, a close-up of the man’s face illuminated by the firelight as he stares intensely; subtitle reads, "Suddenly, out of the night, the fog rolled in."

Apr 21st 1880 - On this foggy night the Elizabeth Dane steered off course and crashed into rocks. 100 years later the crew returned.

📽️📅 The Fog (1980)

I'm trying so hard to figure out what the fuck is happening here lol

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INFOWARS & @infowars •5h Video: 'Homophobic' 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him 'There Is No Mama'

you’re telling me that this is *not* @theonion.com?

Last minute outfit change, because screw that

How is it this fucking cold!?

*having an allergy sneezing fit*

Oh no -achoo!
I can't be horny and sneezy-achoo!
I'll bite your dick off-achoo!