Found this waiting on my desk this morning.... ☠️😬🤣
#Malort #IYKYK
#HalfwayToTheChicagoHandshake

ok fine
i will manage the mets

what is the best sports event snack u ever ate

bonus if it was served in a little plastic helmet with the team logo but it is not a requirement

To be fair, Quesada's cover work is very impressive, far better than his interior pencils IMHO. But also in fairness, I can barely draw a stick figure so what do I know? 😂

I actually feel the story was the best part of Guardian Devil, but I guess that's kind of apropos for Smith and Quesada really: very talented and very divisive.

THE POPE IS WEAK ON RISP

Self checkout is an absolute menace: makes you do the work, deal with their shit interface design and criminalises you throughout.

Retail deserves to die because of it.

I smile every time I see some Aparo work, especially in unexpected books like this.
Such an underrated talent.

WISH isn't truly relevant anymore, and their takeover of WRTV already looks horrendous.

WTHR, I think, is still the go-to for breaking news and especially weather (their app issues notwithstanding). However, WXIN/WTTV aren't far off the pace, in my opinion, sir.

So after two weeks, a #Yankees recap:

-Aaron Judge is amazing

-SP is pretty darn good

-bullpen is wishy washy as usual

-Austin Wells makes Gary Sanchez seem like Gary Carter

-Michael Kay has become unlistenable for me

-my cat can likely outhit Jose Cabellero

-It's still very, very early 😂

My favorites would be Sasquatch or Guardian, I suppose.

Northstar had the most potential, but after Byrne left, he seemed to be mostly written as an angrier, more unlikeable, less interesting, second rate Quicksilver who happened to be gay.

Happy Belated National Pet Day from this very judge-y goof. 🐈‍⬛😹
#BlackCat #AdoptDontShop #Meow

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Please keep sharing Ruby EVERYWHERE! Let's get this little puppy the help she needs! #dogs #adoptdontshop

I Guess We're Just Waiting Around To See If This Demented Psychopath Kills Everyone | Defector There is a particular indignity that comes from living in America, derived from the experience of waking up in the morning to see reports that Donald Trump has said something profoundly evil, and then...

I guess we're just waiting around to see if this demented psychopath kills everyone: defector.com/i-guess-were...

He skipped church. Dropped the F-bomb. Praised Allah. On Easter.
You can’t make this up. The man tweets war threats while you hunt eggs with your kids.
THIS is your president, America. Wake up.

Oh no! I'm so sorry. 💔😿

Significant:

Action Comics 1
Detective Comics 27
Fantastic Four 1
Giant-Size X-Men 1 / X-Men 94 (difficult for me to separate the two)

Writers: Roger Stern, Paul Levitz, Jim Starlin, J.M. DeMatteis

Artists: George Perez, John Buscema, Jim Starlin, Bob Layton

Favorites:

Avengers 181
Avengers Annual 13
Daredevil 191
Justice League 5 ("one punch!")

Area Man Says If He Doesn't Get His Way He Will Commit War Crimes

Photograph of a car with a squirrel inside of it, perched on the steering wheel. The car is the color of champaign at a beige convention, and the squirrel is the color of squirrels. The squirrel is holding a package of crackers in it's mouth. They are the kind like you get at a restaurant, where you get two crackers wrapped in plastic. The driver's side window is slightly cracked. This is how the squirrel got in, and how it got out. It threw the crackers out first, and then climbed out after them. Everything in this operation suggested that this was not the squirrel's first rodeo.

A closeup of the squirrel sitting on the steering wheel. The squirrel deserves a name, so we'll call her Anjeloma, and she's what you might call a winner. She is still squirrel colored. The crackers are white, and labeled "Zest." As if Anjeloma needed more zest. Squirrel, please. You can't see much of the car, but you can see smudges of grunge at the edges of the windshield, where the wipers have cast aside the debris of previous rains and pollen-falls.

The world is stupid, but I just watched a squirrel break into a car in the parking lot below me, steal a package of crackers, and escape to a nearby tree. So at least somebody is winning.

I only recently read this for the first time... it completely lived up to its very esteemed reputation.

When I grow up, I'd like to be an Ice Cream Phantom from Scooby-Doo, except smart so I can't be foiled by those meddling kids.

a dog is running on a baseball field with a tiktok logo in the background . ALT: a dog is running on a baseball field with a tiktok logo in the background .

Happy Opening Day, you guys!!

There will now be baseball every weekend for the next seven and a half months!! ⚾️❤️