" * Well that's a damn relief! Doesn't feel fine. . . "

They rub their nose with the back of their hand whining.

" * Don't run away! You still have to apologize dude! "

" * I dunno, I was hanging out by this cool Waterfall and now I'm here- "

They lift a boot scrutinizing the floors contents, before placing it back down.

" * DUDE! Who did you murder!? And damn they really messed you up! "

" * Uhh, I'm Frisk! "

He approaches watching with narrowed curious eyes. They whisper

" * What happened? Did you try fighting an evil skeleton? "

You are alone, Child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished.

I really hate that fucking dickhead shitfuck.

Ew, who let him back in here?

" * You blew smoke in my face you frigging dick! Crap, how bad's it look? "

He'd pull his hands away, their bandage falls unceremoniously. They'd snatch it putting it back in their pocket.

His face was all red but otherwise okay. His nose bore an old scar, probably from another unfortunate victim

[ @an-endless-cycle.bsky.social ]

" * What horrible thing happened today? "

[ @thec0nvict.bsky.social ]

" * That's a lot of blood. "

Theres a muffled cry! Frisk unlatches leaving behind a small amount of blood.

They'd stagger back holding their face.

" Ow! Fuck! I think you refractured my nose! "

" * I eat expired food all the time! It builds character! "

" * . . . "

" * . . . But eggs and chicken sound nice- "

The second the bowl makes contact the trash ignites in flames!

" * What have you done! That was my breakfast! "

" * . . . "

" * Um yeah I poured it in! It's cereal. Duh. "

" * . . . "

Frisk lunges!

They grab at the Tords arm attempting to bite him, if they win they latch on refusing to let go.

Otherwise they'd miss and fall cursing.

" * I don't think so? "

" * Now that I think about it the milk was expired. "

Give

" * Am I doing it right??? "

" * No you shut up! Jerk! "

They cough, raising a hand to wave the smoke away.

" * Are you trying to give me cancer with that crap?! "

" * You yell at kids too! "

He has an expression of mock offense.

" * Holy fuck, is there no line you won't cross!? "

" * And you're littering! Good God guy what's wrong with you!? "

" * Good good. . . "

" * You look fucking dumb smoking it like that, by the way- "

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" * . . . What are you looking at? "

Duck

I really want to revive this account

Moldy cheese. Mm.

" * Um, like screw her? "

" * Your life's in shambles. "

" * Careful, you'll rub it off on me! I'm already having a bad enough time. "

" * Oh! Shit! I know, we need to get you a rabbits foot. "

" * Things are ALWAYS bad! "

" * You're like a bad luck charm! "

" * Dude. That's rotten luck right there shit, maybe you should pick a different career. "