See, I always knew you were a cool bugger. This is just the chefs kiss! Vae Victus!

Various traumatic scenes from 80s and older kids films/cartoons

The news is terrible, might take the day off and just watch classic kids films to cheer myself up. The films:

The eye rolling and frog faces....

"To the people of the UK who think this Putin-loving free-speech imposter and Trump sycophant will protect freedom in your country, come on over to America and see what Trump & MAGA are doing to destroy OUR freedom"

Farage has his arse handed to him on a plate.

How Much I Dislike the Daily Mail    I would rather  eat Quavers that are six weeks stale,  blow dry the man bun of Gareth Bale,  listen to the songs of Jimmy Nail,  than read one page of the Daily Mail.    If I was bored  in a waiting room in Perivale,  on a twelve-hour trip on Network Rail,  halfway through a circumnavigational sail,  I would not read the Daily Mail.    I would happily read  the autobiography of Dan Quayle,  1001 Things You Can Do With Kale,  selected scripts from Emmerdale, if it meant I didn’t have to read the Daily Mail.    Far better to  stand outside in a storm of hail,  scratch a blackboard with a fingernail,  be swallowed by a humpback whale,  than have to read the Daily Mail.    If I was blind   and it was the only thing in Braille,  I still would not read the Daily Mail.    Brian Bilston 

Today’s poem is called ‘How Much I Dislike the Daily Mail’.

My best pal growing up was Black and Scottish and we had no end of racist old bastards making vile comments at him. It's sad to see this nonsense still exists nearly 40 years later. And here you! Mon back up to Tayside again!

Wtaf!?

We have to reset our priorities from top to bottom.

Fantastic what?

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The Sexy Pancake approach....

The state of this... Absolute boot lickers the lot of them

Every morning when I look in the bathroom mirror...

The worst people in the world.

Cleric: "I'm a dragon born, I'll just go speak to that giant ice dragon, he'll like me!

He did not.

Ah, back in the day this was like crack for fans who were desperate for a multi Doctor story again!

Words of wisdom from this iconic duo! Happy New Year to all! #hny #happynewyear #hogmanay #calvinandhobbes

Funny comic strip of a devil and a person in hell. “welcome to hell” “this isn't so bad” “I’m going to teach you the rules of this board ga-“ “NOOOOO!” Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

He really thought he'd get a round of applause or at least a cheer didn't he?

This is one of my son’s all-time favorite Calvin & Hobbes strips

Gotta love a night of DND when your party go up against some of the toughest things they've ever fought and they work together to bloody defeat them! #dnd #prouddm

Sweet jesus this game is still as brilliant as it was in 1999! Peak vampire fiction with such captivating characters! #legacyofkain #soulreaverremaster #raziel

9 years ago today, @ajcnz86.bsky.social and I went to see the man himself live in Auckland. He shared stories, experiences and even a reading of THAT war speech. Absolutely magic evening! #DoctorWho #12thDoctor #PeterCapaldi

61 years ago today this old curmudgeon rocked up and changed TV forever! And look how far we've come! Happy Dr Who day!!!! #DoctorWho #drwhoday

Yes! But this time round the entire series will be enjoyed in a single day!

What gif pops up when you type in your name?

Agree 💯

Always meet your heroes! An absolutely fantastic time as always hanging out with the lads from The Darkness! #thedarkness #meetandgreet #permissiontoland #Glasgow