we need #DMs to survive

how is everyone's week going? hope you had time to get some nice #meals in so far

same here, I've sadly been neglecting social media due to work, gotta get disciplined

that's the nicest thing I've heard all day

I must say that I have no idea, hadn't even thought about the matter...

Hello Mr. @abomination.computer , how's it going my friend?

antibiotics and ibuprofen doing vile shit to my guts

Leaked Hillary Clinton Emails Revealed NATO Killed Gaddafi To Stop The Formation Of A United States Of Africa

dia fresco e bonito com sol, e aí no norte?

pqp os cara trabalhando na obra aqui em pleno domingo. cadê o sossego e descanso? é pra isso que votamos no Lula?

bom dia meu querido

bom dia, especialmente para os habitantes de Céu Azul - PR

I can hear the beams bending and the concrete cracking in the bluesky servers under the shifting weight of twitter users rushing in

www.youtube.com/watch sendo um dos pioneiros em postar almir sater no blue sky

wishing I had a slurry hose like in the teletubbies

taking my cat to the vet for her BBL

very pleased with my stroganoff lunch

demilitarize cetaceans

shout out to xi jinping

I love judicial pardon and avoiding criminal proceedings to the maximum extent possible

geringonça>>>>>contraption

setting off to build a dangerous and murderous contraption

Like what you see? Re-post

I keep it in my gum like I'm a tobacco chewing cowboy

I'm chewing nicotine gum... and I can't deny that I'll bum one here or there

feels so good... inside my brain

mfw I use Nicotine

I will get a double cheeseburger! I will get a side of fries with that!!

two beers