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Posts by Matthew Petz

Being at #mets fan is psychotic. Lindor hits a three run homer and your best pitcher is rolling…you actually think they might win…and then you blink and it’s tied

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"This is an important thing to think about."

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#mets broadcast starting with burning of sage and cleansing rituals to wade of demonic powers. This is literally happening on TV - broadcast booth hanging horseshoes. 🤞

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Super-American, a costumed hero wearing red-and-white-striped trunks and a star-spangled blue cape, stands atop a building to address a huge crowd gathered below.  He says, "AMERICANS UNITE!  Together we can whip these totalitarian dogs!" FIGHT COMICS #15, 1941, art by Dan Zolnerowich.

Super-American, a costumed hero wearing red-and-white-striped trunks and a star-spangled blue cape, stands atop a building to address a huge crowd gathered below. He says, "AMERICANS UNITE! Together we can whip these totalitarian dogs!" FIGHT COMICS #15, 1941, art by Dan Zolnerowich.

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a man in a batman costume is laying in the rain ALT: a man in a batman costume is laying in the rain
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The Bone Temple was amazing.

Cannot wait for the final film!

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Weird, did anyone ask him why he’s trying to resurrect Epstein?

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TACO

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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

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I love that the people who rail against participation trophies are led by a guy who's entire existence is getting the global equivalent of participation trophies

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NASA’s Orion module splashed into the Pacific Ocean just after 8 p.m. Eastern on Friday, safely delivering the four astronauts of the Artemis II mission from their record-setting journey around the moon.
https://wapo.st/3OiokPU

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The only channel that should ever have on is WPIX ( preferably on Thanksgiving for King Kong, Son of Kong and Mighty Joe Young )

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Is she getting out in front of something?

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I’m convinced this is his idea of negotiating — last minute he’ll say progress is being made — it won’t be but he enjoys terrifying people

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Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

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Nothing better than a 24 Greek dinner in like Queens or Brooklyn. Endless menu to choose from and then you go with what you always get ( mine is two eggs scrambled, bacon, toast fries and a coke )

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Will absolutely buy that for 30 bucks

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Trump derangement syndrome isn't real.
But Trump normalisation syndrome very much is.

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At what point do you start saying he’s obviously demented?! The deference you all show him compared to Biden is unreal.

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9:45 Mets start time is rough…

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The slurring and wandering is just…🤦‍♂️

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I can’t handle it…trying to stay positive but ugh

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A screenshot of two tweets by Representative Nancy Mace. 

The first, published at 8:02AM today, reads: "To anyone celebrating "Trans Day of Visibility" today, we sincerely hope you get the help you need."

The second, published at 9:06 AM reads: "The media wants to talk about Bryon and Kristi Noem's personal drama and indiscretions. I want to talk about who is getting deported, who got paid, and who's stealing from taxpayers.

Different priorities. Let's focus on what matters."

A screenshot of two tweets by Representative Nancy Mace. The first, published at 8:02AM today, reads: "To anyone celebrating "Trans Day of Visibility" today, we sincerely hope you get the help you need." The second, published at 9:06 AM reads: "The media wants to talk about Bryon and Kristi Noem's personal drama and indiscretions. I want to talk about who is getting deported, who got paid, and who's stealing from taxpayers. Different priorities. Let's focus on what matters."

"trans ideology is a sickness."

[reads the news]

"people's personal affairs are none of our business and we should talk about immigration"

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David Lynch "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!"

David Lynch "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!"

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

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Literally reviewing AI slop

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Rent a car — seriously

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LuBob!!! #mets

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