Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things

It’s so good

There are multiple reports of ICE activity in Lakeview and Lincoln Park today.

If you see ICE activity, call (855) 435-7693.

We keep us safe.

A friend ran the Chicago marathon today and said he couldn’t count the number of FUCK ICE signs along the way.

Another fun fact: he was injured all summer and has only been running for about two months

It also began with a false start!

it's giving this [complimentary]

You’re telling me this guy is not a more desirable guy to promote than Gavin Newsom

All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives

Hey. When I asked you to round up my missing chickens it may have seemed like a "side quest" for you, but it is literally the only thing I have going on.

Questions that have outraged my friends And the time we heard back from Sheryl Crow

Wrote a new post about my friends and the time Sheryl Crow Tweeted at me: thismaystingalittle.substack.com/p/questions-...

My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

Oh my godddbdddfjejrkrk

Please be serious

Emergency friend meeting: one of us needs to buy a boat. Not it

@jglass3.bsky.social hi!!

Zia wanted to say hi to you all real quick

lol same I had to open my laptop

I’m not ignoring you. I’m initiating Ghost Protocol

I basically use Reddit as a search engine now

I miss personal blogs, I miss LiveJournal, I miss reading and writing paragraphs of TMI. Does this exist anywhere on the internet rn? Is it Tumblr?

I need enrichment in my enclosure or I will start chewing the furniture

Feeling bored. Going to start a rumor

Rep. Laurel Libby, R-Auburn, recently used my second-place finish in the 1,600-meter run, and that of my teammate in the 800-meter run, to malign Soren Stark-Chessa, the trans-identified athlete who finished first. One of the reasons I chose to run cross-country and track is the community: Teammates cheering each other on, athletes from different schools coming together, and the fact that personal improvement is valued as much as, if not more than, the place we finish. Last Friday, I ran the fastest 1,600-meter race I have ever run in middle school or high school track and earned varsity status by my school’s standards. I am extremely proud of the effort I put into the race and the time that I achieved. The fact that someone else finished in front of me didn’t diminish the happiness I felt after finishing that race. I don’t feel like first place was taken from me. Instead, I feel like a happy day was turned ugly by a bully who is using children to make political points. We are all just kids trying to make our way through high school. Participating in sports is the highlight of high school for some kids. No one was harmed by Soren’s participation in the girls’ track meet, but we are all harmed by the hateful rhetoric of bullies, like Rep. Libby, who want to take sports away from some kids just because of who they are. Anelise Feldman Freshman, Yarmouth High School Yarmouth

this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...

How other people feel about the new Mission Impossible is irrelevant. This is between me and Tom Cruise

“he is one divine man who exists as three distinct persons”

the pope, explaining tamale guy

This episode of the Rehearsal… maybe the strangest thing I’ve ever watched on TV??

Stop using ChatGPT, if you want inaccurate information just talk to me instead