JRR Tolkien wrote The Lord of the Rings as a side project while brainstorming a list of cool names for defense contractors

no one has ever or will ever use this term outside of this comic

it perfectly encapsulates the clintonista gen X mentality of “I respect porn’s right to exist, but porn is not respectable”

yeah they might be out of their depth here it will be a miracle if they can get one win

time to watch the blazers attempt to beat a very good team wheee go zers

it would feel so good that it would barely feel at all

okay but Squidward’s Depression Noodles would be an S-tier product name

fuck yes you did really good sweetie

There used to a pop song every year named "Hero" and the chorus was always "You're a hero deep inside / don't ever let your hero hide". But then 9/11 happened, and every pop song was named "Party Booty (Bootyhole Remix) feat DJ A$$crack". And if it isn't true don't correct me.

Monetize Me, Mommy

don’t beat yourself up over it, just make sure to do it today :3

this looks dank as shit

as a medium em hater i get it as a pump-up anthem but it’s not even close to his best

Secrets of Strixhaven first thoughts: this set seems weirdly boring. there’s some fun design but nothing has wowed me. need to play around with it on arena for a bit

haha yeahh

smoke drugs

gen Xer dying because they heard a beautiful remaster of Shiny Happy People that stopped their heart call that an R.E.Mbolism

all we need to do is get 75 million people in one place for a protest how hard could that be

saw Project Hail Mary last night. It was quite good. Interstellar is of my favorite movies of the last 20 years and it provides an interesting contrast as a movie with a very similar setup that plays out almost completely different. I love space exploration movies and i hope there are more soon.

this embarrassed them to delete. good

in Pulp Fiction there’s a mostly clueless white guy who is a fuckup addict who plays the role of a gangster purely so he can appear badass, get high and attempt to woo women he has no chance with. but aure yeah the comp here is the gimp because haha it’s gay and weird

Harold and Kumar Traverse the Strait of Hormuz

what is the point of doing this. fred trump was a shithead slumlord.

80s is the only music decade where even a medium-casual fan can identify the specific year a song was made based on the production quirks, though i daresay the hyper specificity of toktok trends mean that the 2020s might turn out the same way

I just wish somebody would make a movie about the Mandalorian and Grogu

gen Xer dying because they heard a beautiful remaster of Shiny Happy People that stopped their heart call that an R.E.Mbolism

“We tried to vote to stop the war the president started without a vote but it failed because a dem crossed party lines so we have to keep doing illegal war oh well” -an opposition party that is very serious

muted the term “kegseth” which by my estimation will reduce the useless blue maga posts i see by 70%

a man without a shirt is taking a shower in a dark room Alt: rutger hauer in blade runner looking down in the rain bathed in blue light

I’ve seen Captain Stabbin’ photoshoots you people wouldn’t believe. Bleached anuses off the coast of Portugal, glistening in the sunlight. I saw girls squirt harder into each other’s faces than a fully pumped super soaker could. All these moments will be lost.

some of you wouldn’t survive fifteen minutes on the Bang Bus