OMG—Musk has been cutting things like cancer research so the government can pay him $400 million to make an “Armored Tesla.”

Holy shit.

Funny story, my Republican parents met Hall’s parents at the Van Buren County Fair and let’s just say he learned how to throw a fit from them. My dad even said he’d never vote for Hall because his parents are god awful.

A post Lame Duck 2024🧵:

An open letter to the IrREParable Karen Quitsett (Whitsett):

Cue the slow clap.
👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾

Congratulations on being the individual who (by your dereliction of duty) prevented the people of Michigan from having the following things sooner rather than later:
(1/17)

I have a lot of respect for some of the Michigan House Dems, but I don’t have much hope that anything will change when it appears the first order of business for next term is to retain a male staffer in leadership accused of sexism by MANY women while firing many of the people who reported to him.

He’s going to try and give a mummy a Feastable.

Someone needs to fix this for me. I hate Instagram’s algorithm and search function so much!

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Actually, time cast a spell on you, but you won’t forget me.

A third woman has died under Texas’ abortion ban as doctors reach for riskier miscarriage treatments Porsha Ngumezi bled to death as she was miscarrying after her doctor opted against an emergency procedure used to end pregnancies.

Another woman has died because of a heinous abortion ban

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OMG tell me your thoughts on Scandoval!!!

I wasn’t aware that Vanderpump Rules had such bipartisan support!

Omg I did that last year and started physical therapy for my neck and shoulders later that same day. It was miserable.

Shot of Mar-a-lago bathroom with classified docs stacked in boxes

Only biological males with cakey orange foundation and 34 felony convictions may use this bathroom.

He’s an autism clinician? That is honestly terrifying.

Omg Bluesky doing me dirty by labeling the gif of Ariana holding Cynthia’s finger as adult content.

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If you’re in line to hold space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity stay in line!!!

I would love to just fully delete Twitter but I’m afraid Bluesky isn’t yet holding enough space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity and really feeling the power of that

Pink goes good with green!

That’s amazing! I’m so happy for you.

Georgia Dismissed All Members of Maternal Mortality Committee After ProPublica Obtained Internal Details of Two Deaths In a letter, the state’s public health commissioner said the action was taken because “confidential information provided to the Maternal Mortality Review Committee was inappropriately shared with outs...

Georgia officials have dismissed all members of a state committee charged with investigating deaths of pregnant women.

The move came in response to ProPublica having obtained internal reports detailing two deaths.

I feel confident that Kesha would love that you wrote this.

Sending positive healing and vibes your way. 💞

This is the bravest thing I’ve ever seen anyone admit on social media.

I’m Kyleigh, and I’m not one of my fourth grade teacher’s shining stars.

I’m telling you right now, no matter what is in that report, Republicans (possibly even some Dems) will confirm Gaetz. It’s disgusting but powerful people do not give a damn about holding men like this accountable for their actions. It’s only a matter of time before they start attacking the victim.

Omg! Thank you so much! I’ll email you tomorrow with a little more information.

Hi! I’m taking a creative nonfiction writing class and I am writing an immersive profile piece on inpatient hospitalization. I’m including my lived experience along with interviews with other survivors and mental health professionals. Would you be willing to speak with me on or off record?

This is the shape.

So her logic is that Democrats gave Republicans control of everything but rigged this one specific seat for funsies? She never ceases to amaze me.

Wait, I just found out I got honorable mention for the turkey name I submitted to @govwhitmer.bsky.social last year.

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I will never forgive Elon Musk for ruining Twitter.