Oh, I loved this!!!

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I mean everyone went on and on about him filling potholes. 😂 But I understand the sentiment for sure.

My favorite slam from Wang was when she talked about the government’s “favorite page” of some opinion. We could be friends.

Don’t let her bully you daisy. You stand your ground.

I LOVE THIS

So we have learned that only democrats are lactose intolerant and also I would never have my pinky in the air because my hands are cold.

Technically there was another seat available, but a glowering woman, who also happened to be awake, had her bag there.

Tell me how rude it was to pick up that hat on the last muni seat, place it on sleeping man splayed in the adjacent seat, and seize the seat for my own benefit.

Opinion | Democrats Can’t Say They Weren’t Warned — The Wall Street Journal The guy who claimed there are six genders is now their Senate candidate in Texas.

“Why did Texas Democrats pick someone who best reflects their values to represent them instead of someone who best reflects my values,” by Republican New Yorker, Ivy League Alum, and Fox Correspondant James Freeman

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I’m being told how long the war will last by a disheveled man wearing a baseball cap. Where are JD Vance’s strict fashion standards now?

Riding escalator between floors of empty locked cases trying to find said celebration at Masonic target. Tackled by security guard, but escape by parkouring over abandoned broken carts

Watching the polarity of difference between CNN’s and Fox News’ takes on the news of the last 24 hours in the gym tvs was wild.

Lunar new year fireworks so close to the tenderloin have us all jumpy.

I have now watched this video 5x

Me, too

You would lug those home in a heartbeat

Pineapple Express is one of those terms that sounds more fun than it is.

I know, but it was the preliminary injunction, not merits. Still. So crazy. Check out Higginson’s dissent. 🔥

She started to leave but then she realized there were a few more lies she could still tell

The USMS are the good guys!! 😱

😱

This would never happen to me because I would spend 5 minutes looking for lentils and 8 minutes waiting for an actual employee to fix the self-checkout machine.

lol

Finally some commonsense gun policy from republicans!

It’s so shocking. Especially because Greg Abbott only cares about Greg Abbott winning elections.

Nothing is more thrilling than a middle-school basketball team’s first win of the season (at the end of the season). And no Ticketmaster queue to attend.

Hiding broccoli in his bed! I die.

THIS MADE MY DAY

I LOVE THIS