They’ve been holding these charity events for 40 years and yet they still haven’t found a cure for wrestlemania. I’m starting to think the whole thing is a scam

Me

@realfollowers.bsky.social

Gizmo has resting unimpressed face, I love him

Today I learned Douglas was primarily a female name in medieval times and unisex in the 17th-18th century. Enjoy this tidbit

@ItsBCJim The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane

It was fine.

Hey.

I decided to do a wellness check on the timeline. If you see this: pause.

Think of something soft and quiet and peaceful that makes you happy.

Take a deep breath.

Close your eyes and unclench your jaw.

Release.

…

Its not much, but I hope it helped you.

Be well, friends. ❤️👍🏾

I am in Denver for the first time since my mom died 17 years ago. I’m here for my dad’s funeral.

His funeral is this Saturday. I’m told Saturday will be a No Kings day. The church where the funeral will be held is directly across from the Colorado state capitol building.

It will be…interesting?

Look up Sock It To Me! They are local to me (PNW) and do have some socks for bigger legs. Plus they are whimsical af

W O W just
Wow

Hi Friends, good news! I am hosting The Daily Show this week Tuesday - Thursday. Do your thing for the algo so more people see it. Guests this week are Sterling K. Brown, Mero, and Eiza González. March 24-26 on Comedy Central and Paramount

My Kennedys?
Dead.

The Bigfoot Poetry Festival The Bigfoot Poetry Festival is an annual, three-day series of literary events taking place in downtown Portland, OR. Bigfoot offers a wide array of...

Announcing the March 2026 Awesome Portland grant winner:

The Bigfoot Poetry Festival!

A three-day festival in downtown Portland, showcasing the city and featuring open mics, a poetry slam, workshops, and showcases. Coming this summer!

www.awesomefoundation.org/en/projects/...

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Announcing the March 2026 Awesome Portland People's Choice Winner: The Porch Commons

It started with a simple question at a bus stop. "What would you say yes to?" From there it has grown into a tool library, common space, coffee, and dog-rating scale.

peerysloan.com/the-porch-co...

It took me a minute, but I got there. 😂

Long shot I don’t have much audience 😅. Got an extra ticket to see Rhys Darby in DC. ORCH F. Free to a fellow pirate, just DM me and we’ll figure out how to transfer it together. Introvert Bonus: You won’t be stuck sitting next to me. Introvert Negative: I have no idea who you’d be sitting next to.

a head of napa cabbage styled to look like appa from avatar the last airbender, a mythical flying water bison with an arrow on its head

[sobbing] it’s an appa cabbage

A picture of a packet of instant mash mix titled "smooth mashed potato"

[Sade voice 🎵]

Shout out to the top 5 pans in the world, frying, Peter, marzi, Ja and wings.

They had the most losses because they had the most nominations duh

Ernie the dog, adopted 3/14

Bert the dog, adopted 3/14

Good news: we adopted a bonded pair of dogs yesterday! We’re calling them Ernie and Bert

Bad news: my dad died last night. It’s been coming for a while, and he was miserable, so I’m sad but not devastated.

I don’t have any pictures of my dad, if that tells you anything.

😂

Vantucky, amirite

come with me. and you'll pee. in a room, that's built for urination.

I GET KNOCKED DOWN
I DONT GET UP AGAIN
I REALLY LIKE IT ON THE GROUND

I STAY KNOCKED DOWN
I DONT GET UP AGAIN
ITS REALLY COMFY ON THE GROUND

😂

Did your mom enjoy the mac & cheese?

How did it go over?

Love you, Joules. ♥️